by "Tristan" (casselts)
Published 04/27/2017 at 12:16
by "Tristan" (casselts)
Published 04/27/2017 at 12:16
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STARS: 3
Let’s look at the details...
Let’s click on the dude’s profile to see if he’s legit... Wait what’s this?
"XJDano" (xjdano)
04/27/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 1
I guess there maybe a road under there somewhere..
"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/27/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 1
I find it particularly funny when people trying to sell cars post pictures of them doing burnouts in the ad.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/27/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 2
EDIT: Nvm I’m an idiot
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/27/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 2
BUY NOW while the tires still have tread on them! I will be performing one burnout per day until sold, so ACT FAST!
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/27/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 1
The “only works on speed five because knob is bad” thing is horseshit too. In all likelihood it requires a dash crawl to replace the resistor pack.
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
04/27/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 3
Also, if it’s only $35, why wouldn’t you just fix it? A flawlessly functioning anything will net you more money than a conditionally operating thing that just needs some sort of minor repair.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/27/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1
I have reached a “so tired of fixing minor issues I simply cannot be fucked” state with things before, but in this case... no.
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
04/27/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0
Ah, that’s fair.
"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/27/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 0
Tires 3/4 life left on em.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/27/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 1
It’s like a Dutch Auction! But more like Douche Auction.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/27/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 1
He forgot to add “4WD make it unpossible get stuck.” This whole ad is so terrible, and not even ESL (which is forgivable), just terrible. Fine if you’re selling a $10 trinket, but not a car.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/27/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 3
He said never off-roaded nothing about boating.
"Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
04/27/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0
Maybe it’s an amphibious exploration vehicle?
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"Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/27/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 0
Definitely. I’ve had that happen on 2 GM vehicles. If you can get to it, it’s an easy fix. If you can get to it.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/27/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0
I had inside info - Opponaut KusabiSensei (one of my college buddies) had one go on his Silverado of that ilk.
"Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/27/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0
It happened on our 2004 Envoy. Only worked on 3+. Took me 10 minutes to replace since it was, thankfully, just below the glove box.
"Tristan" (casselts)
04/27/2017 at 13:08, STARS: 0
Yep... Definitely BMR, definitely a PITA on a GMT800, but doable.
"Tristan" (casselts)
04/27/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 1
My personal favorite variation of this is “needs head gaskets. Already bought gaskets, just need to be installed.”
"Tristan" (casselts)
04/27/2017 at 13:11, STARS: 1
Or completely blasted with mud/buried in a big mud hole in the woods...
"MrH42" (MrH42)
04/27/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 1
Yep. Almost bought an NC Miata. Found the guy’s instagram. It included him clutch dumping, huge burnouts, and towing a trailer & motorcycle with it. Just awful.
"Tristan" (casselts)
04/27/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 3
“same as Tahoe or Yukon just longer with more room” just in case you don’t know what a suburban is and you’ve never heard of this new fangled nameplate from GM that they just started using in 1935...