Ford engineer:

Kinja'd!!! by "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
Published 04/27/2017 at 11:20

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“We have this floppy garbage chassis, what can we do to make it uglier and also floppier?”

Other Ford Engineer, holding Sawzall: “HOLD MY MILLER LITE”

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Replies (31)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
04/27/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 7

Convinced the Fox body platform is actually made of these

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
04/27/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 24

I gather that this was the original Ford Flex?

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/27/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0

heh

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
04/27/2017 at 11:29, STARS: 2

As somebody who has owned five Fox Mustangs, I believe this to be an excellent comment.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/27/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 4

“Pffff, we’ll just let the aftermarket pick up where we left off.”

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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/27/2017 at 11:30, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

also you failed by posting 3.5" floppies. 5.25" bruh. Or 8". Actually floppy.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/27/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 0

HAHAHAHAHA

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
04/27/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 0

wanna know what else is floppy ;)

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
04/27/2017 at 11:34, STARS: 1

I had never fully understand chassis flex until the first time I drove a Mustang GT convertible. I just remember punching the throttle and looking in the mirror and seeing the back half of the car twisting a different direction than I could feel the front half twisting. Freaky.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/27/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 2

Torsional Rigidity value: a wet newspaper

Kinja'd!!! "Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig" (AndySheehan-StreetsideStig)
04/27/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 4

Son...

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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/27/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/27/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0

There is a reason subframe connectors are the first mod most owners do.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/27/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 0

A pool noodle?

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/27/2017 at 12:16, STARS: 0

an AOL cd if you get it warm enough

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/27/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 0

It’s only $60 for weld-on subframe connectors and I’m really considering it.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/27/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 0

The flex is so bad the doors just rattle in the doorframe and it’s infuriatingly annoying

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/27/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 2

“Hey we made this sweet unibody car, it doesn’t have a frame”

The aftermarket: “lol ok”

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/27/2017 at 12:18, STARS: 3

You know, I’m kinda getting tired of your disdain towards engineers.

Engineering is HARD. There are so many things to balance and so much noise from various sources. You have to worry not only about function but also maintainability, manufacturability, cost, weight, supply chain concerns like lead time or material availability, and even marketing. Oh, and you only have so much time to do so because there’s a schedule to keep.

If your point here was that the convertible is floppy, how is that the engineering teams fault? I almost guarantee the convertible was an afterthought by marketing. The car had probably been developed and a higher up came down and said “Hey, make this a convertible. And do it in a way that lets us build it on the same production line with similar parts for a similar cost”. The engineers made it happen, and while it probably wasn’t the best outcome I’m sure they tried.

So back off and show some god damn appreciation instead of acting like you know better than they do.

Kinja'd!!! "awmaster10" (awmaster10)
04/27/2017 at 12:23, STARS: 0

Yes but the regular fox was floppy too, and engineers should be judged relative to other engineers in the same industry, correct?

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
04/27/2017 at 12:27, STARS: 1

Still considering it? Huh? Do it. DO IT NOW!

I would expect all of that flex would cause numerous other components to get overstressed and wear out faster than necessary, so $60 is just cheap insurance and should add to the longevity of the vehicle as well as making it much more pleasant to drive. Unless you don’t like corners and enjoy that nostalgic floppiness...

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/27/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 5

Types of bending: Longitudinal, torsional, compound, Earth, Air, Fire, Water, dealership bendy guy, and Mustang.

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Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
04/27/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 1

“Hold my Bud Light Lime ...”

Fixed.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/27/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0

I suppose?

I’m not saying engineers don’t deserve to be judged, but the whole attitude Jake tends to take is LOL THESE GUYS ARE IDIOTS without considering the challenges of the design job itself.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/27/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 2

Weld them shut, problem solved.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/27/2017 at 13:00, STARS: 2

Textron engineer: “Damn I wish I worked in sales”

And I’m aware there’s a 100% chance it’s the beancounters’ fault and not the engineers themselves, but humor is hard.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/27/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 0

lost

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
04/27/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 0

That’s what the SN95 Mustangs are made of. The Fox Mustangs are made of this:

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Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/27/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 0

I’m alleging Mustang bending is a whole separate kind of bending to known science or magic. Just like bendy tube mans.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/27/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 1

no I meant I lost my shit

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/27/2017 at 20:20, STARS: 1

Went to high school with a guy with a white Saleen convertible - it was super cool, (even if floppy.)