What would Oppo do?

Kinja'd!!! by "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
Published 04/26/2017 at 22:58

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Car is in the shop because it’s a Ford. Had to stay overnight so they gave me a loaner.

The loaner car agent tried to give everyone getting a loaner a car similar to theirs. When I said I brought in a Mustang he said “I don’t have any Mustangs, but you can have a Fusion, an Escape, or an Expedition”

What would you take?

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I took the Expedition. AMA

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Replies (26)

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/26/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0

I’d take the fusion too, only cause the expedition wouldn’t fit in my garage.

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
04/26/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 1

the Fusion seems closest to an Accord haha

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/26/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0

Fusion. Expedition won’t fit in my driveway. Newer Escapes are just awful places to be inside.

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
04/26/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0

Why the Expedition?

Kinja'd!!! "boxrocket" (boxrocket)
04/26/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 1

Great choice. I, too, would have chosen the Expedition.

Going to do any burnouts with that EcoBoost V6?

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/26/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 2

Expedition was a good choice, it at least gives you the opportunity to try something completely different.

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
04/26/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 0

Fusion, maneuvering an Expedition around the city is super annoying.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/26/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0

Sure as hell not the Escape.

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
04/26/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 0

Does it have the heated tailgate package?

Kinja'd!!! "Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
04/27/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 0

Expedition. Time travel is fun

Kinja'd!!! "awmaster10" (awmaster10)
04/27/2017 at 00:44, STARS: 0

If its in for long enough maybe youll get a 2018 expedition loaner

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
04/27/2017 at 01:18, STARS: 0

Have you done a burnout in it yet?

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/27/2017 at 02:19, STARS: 0

Definitely the Sexpedition.

Kinja'd!!! "TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck)
04/27/2017 at 03:44, STARS: 0

expedition. then immediately take it offroad to test its 4x4 capability

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/27/2017 at 07:12, STARS: 0

trade your Mustang for a camaro

;)

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/27/2017 at 08:26, STARS: 0

Fusion

Kinja'd!!! "and 100 more" (nth256)
04/27/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 0

I rented an Expedition not long ago. It was pretty nice, coming from a base-spec Jeep Patriot.

How do you like the power? It seemed borderline to me, like it just needed a little more to feel right. Also, mine wouldn’t drive in a straight line to save it’s own life, are you experiencing that too?

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/27/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0

Power is more than ample. It’s a gigantic truck, it doesn’t need to be fast yet it hustles pretty dang well.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/27/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0

The Expedition fits in my driveway, but not my garage.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/27/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 0

It doesn’t fit in my garage.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/27/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 1

While it is ginormous my logic is I am bigger than everyone else so they will make way

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/27/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 0

That’s a thing?

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/27/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 1

It’s the most interesting of the 3. I don’t really care about sedans, I definitely don’t care about a lifted Focus, but how often do I get to drive a humongous SUV?

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
04/27/2017 at 12:16, STARS: 1

It’s for keeping your hands warm when you are out in the cold pushing it.

#notarealthing

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/27/2017 at 12:38, STARS: 0

I get it now.

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
04/27/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 0

That’s a fair argument.