Best Parking Spot Ever

Kinja'd!!! by "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
Published 04/26/2017 at 08:41

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They changed the parking on campus recently, and this morning I discovered 4 spots worth the title of best parking spot ever. Since they put down a new sidewalk, approximately half of a spot was lost, on a 2 spot row. So now it is this huge 1.3 car spot, just look at how the Twingo drowns in it:

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I think it is safe to say this spot will reduce the amount of door dings the Twingo recieves on a monthly basis. And since there are four like this, I’m hoping I can park in one every day.


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Kinja'd!!! "MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
04/26/2017 at 08:47, STARS: 1

That looks like a 0.6 car spot to me

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Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
04/26/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
04/26/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 1

There’s a spot like that in the resident parking lot at my dorm but for some odd reason it has a parking meter in it so it can’t be used. You need a $300 resident parking pass to park in that lot so no one is going to pay more to park in that specific spot and non residents can’t use it because they would get ticketed for not having a the correct parking pass.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/26/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/26/2017 at 08:55, STARS: 1

I love it! I want one for my car...

I do have a pretty great spot that I’ve staked a claim to at my office that has similar properties, though - it’s basically a parallel spot at the end of a row of angle spots, so there are no left/right adjacent spots, plus it has a good wide buffer to the nearest spot behind me. Someone would need to do something extremely stupid to damage my car there.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/26/2017 at 08:57, STARS: 0

Your campus parking people are seriously dumb/crazy to create an unusable parking spot. I don’t think I’ve been to any college campus that has sufficient parking.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/26/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 1

You should park at an angle like you own the place.

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
04/26/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 0

That’s quite stupid, though in some way it sounds like something my university could so as well.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/26/2017 at 09:08, STARS: 2

Damn...that spot is worth like $3 billion in the Netherlands. You could fit a couple Twingos or maybe 4 SMARTs in that space.

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
04/26/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 2

Do many students come by car? When I was at university literally zero of my friends had a car, with the exception of the foreign ones. I believe there were maybe 2 or 3 in my year of 130 that had a car that I can remember.

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
04/26/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 0

I love it too, because the state of my car has gotten quite bad due to way to tight parking spots (on lots with half a spot spare at the end of the line, it’s like they don’t know what they are doing)

That sounds like a good spot, my dad has something like that at work too, though his is a such a pain to get into, that nobody else wants to go through the trouble needed to park next to him, creating a buffer of almost one spot.

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
04/26/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 1

Perks of driving a Twingo ;)

To be honest it is about 2.30 wide, so that Dodge should probably fit, just. Not that anybody drives a Dually over here, I can only remember seeing one or two in my 21 years of existence.

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
04/26/2017 at 09:16, STARS: 0

Literally none, haha. I think I know of like 3 or 4 besides me. Though the recent addition of two student flats to the campus did lead to a lot of Italian and Romanian(and other eastern European) students bringing over cars for some reason.

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
04/26/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 1

Yep, and I just pay €100 a year for it (well to park on campus that is). The value is slightly lower in the south, but I’m sure this kind of space would be way too expensive in Amsterdam.

I’ll ask around to round up some small cars to see how many we can fit, haha. Maybe I should try with the research Lupos, they are ruined already anyway.

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
04/26/2017 at 09:20, STARS: 0

Haha, I’m sure that would get me a parking offence note, or even a boot for some reason.

Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
04/26/2017 at 09:28, STARS: 1

Damn that’s much more space than our spot has:

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The other side isn’t better.

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
04/26/2017 at 09:29, STARS: 1

Don’t forget the fact that you could probably lose the Twingo in a spot that small, haha.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/26/2017 at 09:35, STARS: 1

Don’t draw unnecessary attention. Someone will notice and “fix”’the spot somehow.

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
04/26/2017 at 09:37, STARS: 1

I’ll try, haha. Luckily it is on the far side of campus, far from the groundskeepers, and the architecture and planning building (they might want to fix it with something fancy)

Kinja'd!!! "Jobjoris" (Jobjoris)
04/26/2017 at 09:40, STARS: 1

Not so sure dude: seems the Plantsoenendienst is gonna work on that groenstrook next to it in a minute. Expect lots of sand on that piece of art of yours!

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
04/26/2017 at 09:42, STARS: 1

I would be surprised if they did, has been like this for a while, approximately since they finished the flat behind it, around a year ago. And it’s dirty anyhow, damn deadlines keeping me from cleaning it, that’s still oppomeet dirt mostly though.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/26/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 1

Yours definitely beats mine, but I appreciate what I have...

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It looks dangerous back there, but you’d have to completely miss the spot/block by a good margin to get to my car.

The door is never used and wouldn’t hit my car even if it was (the swing is within the space on the other side of the line).

Kinja'd!!! "BvdV - The Dutch Engineer" (dutchengineer)
04/26/2017 at 09:51, STARS: 0

Ah I see, but your car definitely beats mine though, haha.

Kinja'd!!! "Jobjoris" (Jobjoris)
04/26/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 1

My Porker got cleaned unwanted, not sure what I’d prefer ;-)