by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 04/26/2017 at 00:17
by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 04/26/2017 at 00:17
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Fuck, Marry, Kill. FWD Crossovers.
Toyota C-HR:
Jeep Cherokee:
Nissan Juke:
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
04/26/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 0
fuck the juke
marry the yota
kill the cherokee.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/26/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0
Fuck Jeep
Marry Juke
Kill ‘Yota
"Viggen" (viggen37)
04/26/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 3
Fuck the Fiat
Marry the Toyota
Kill the Nissan
Juke never stood a chance for not sharing her hot sister’s drive train.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/26/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 0
Fuck the Cherokee.
Marry to Toyota.
Kill the Juke.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
04/26/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 0
Marry the Cherokee (ALL THE SOFTROADING).
Fuck the Juke (It would still somehow dominate me).
Kill the Toyota (So many of them out there it wouldn’t make any difference).
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/26/2017 at 00:35, STARS: 0
Fuck the juke because it is at least interesting.
Mary the Toyota because it will go the distance
Kill the Jerp because it is already dead to me
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/26/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 2
No
"PS9" (PS9)
04/26/2017 at 01:04, STARS: 1
Fuck Marry
Kill: CH-R
Fuck Marry
Kill: Cherokee
Fuck Marry
Kill: Juke
Fuck Marry Kill : Me for buy 3 crossovers I knew I was going to destroy.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/26/2017 at 01:07, STARS: 1
Marry the Jeep. It’s at least decent on the trails
Kill the Yota
Double kill the Juke
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/26/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 0
FWD only, no 4wd/awd.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/26/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 0
The Juke is like the hot sisters ugly sister, once you get in it you find out it’s not too bad.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/26/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 0
The Juke is like the hot sisters ugly sister, once you get in it you find out it’s not too bad.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/26/2017 at 01:30, STARS: 3
In that case, push the Heep off a cliff. Let it land on the Juke. Use a giant trebuchet to launch the Toyota into the smouldering remains.
"Viggen" (viggen37)
04/26/2017 at 01:39, STARS: 1
Is that like dating the “ugly friend?”
Also I think I need to update fucking the Cherokee to hate fucking the Cherokee.
"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
04/26/2017 at 02:11, STARS: 0
FIAT 500x wants to play too.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/26/2017 at 02:13, STARS: 0
I could not, I like how it looks.
"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
04/26/2017 at 02:19, STARS: 0
I do too, much better than the Renegade IMHO. Shame they haven’t done as well here but you can get a brand new 2016 500x for like, 5k off MSRP.
"Leon711" (leon711)
04/26/2017 at 02:59, STARS: 0
But Dacia Duster though.
"saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars" (saabstory)
04/26/2017 at 04:53, STARS: 0
Fuck Juke, Kill Jeep, Marry Toyota.
"bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
04/26/2017 at 06:49, STARS: 0
Fuck the Juke. And I don’t mean that in the way that involves genital contact with it.
Kill the FWD (based on what you said here ) 9-speed automatic Jeep.
If the C-HR’s a hybrid (the pictured one isn’t), I guess rent it - at least it’ll be decently efficient. But, worth noting that the pictured C-HR doesn’t have the same 2.0 we have here, it has a 1.2T instead, which could have either a manual, or AWD with its CVT. In any case, if it’s not the hybrid, bury, not marry (and, really, why marry the hybrid when the Gen 4 Prius exists?)
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/26/2017 at 07:36, STARS: 0
Kill all
fuck and marry a super model.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/26/2017 at 07:48, STARS: 1
Fuck the Cherokee
Marry the C-HR
Kill the Juke
But the real loser here is me
"QCGoose" (chrismcfate)
04/26/2017 at 18:48, STARS: 0
This is a trick question; there are no winners here. *shudders*