So One of These...

Kinja'd!!! by "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
Published 04/25/2017 at 17:52

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Kinja'd!!!

With it’s exhaust cut off at the manifold, beat to shit, and lifted, tried to street race a Mustang GT and my FiST.

He kept dropping gears and pulling on the Mustang, then the Mustang turned off the road, so he turned his attention to me. He even did the honk. Also, coincidentally I discovered the most garbage sounding exhaust in the world, a straight piped Geo Tracker.


Replies (17)

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
04/25/2017 at 18:16, STARS: 0

..then the Mustang turned off the road....

wait wut? offroad? Tracker? yes please..

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/25/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 0

Into a parking lot. It’s a local Mexican restaurant owner’s daily. Well, when I say daily, it’s about half his S550 GT, half 5th gen Camaro Z28.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/25/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 0

This is the burden of having a performance car. I kind of like not having everyone trying to street race me now that I don’t have a red Datsun 240Z.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/25/2017 at 18:24, STARS: 0

I don’t get it to often, since the FiST isn’t really a “performance” car, but it is annoying when it happens. But... Someone once tried to race me in my 4Runner, so some people are just thirsty for a race.

Kinja'd!!! "saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars" (saabstory)
04/25/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0

Check out this sweet one on Seattle CL: https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/6098544844.html

Kinja'd!!! "vicali" (vicali)
04/25/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0

yep, you lost me into a daydream of muddy ‘zukis..

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/25/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 0

I mean if that’s your th....... EWW

Kinja'd!!! "saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars" (saabstory)
04/25/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 0

This makes me feel dirty, but I kind of like it. And not, fun/sexy dirty.

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The matching upholstery is almost cool.

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
04/25/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 0

*thirsty for a win. Challenging a 2nd gen would be a pretty good bet if you haven’t had a win in awhile.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/25/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 0

It was an early S13 240 with the SOHC KA24, burning insane amounts of oil and misfiring. It wouldn’t have been an easy win for them...

Kinja'd!!! "jasmits" (jasmits)
04/25/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 0

Working down the performance ladder till he wins something..?

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/25/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 0

I don’t know, maybe.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/25/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 1

come on now, youre acting like you didnt know that the raspy, rattling, popping, flames out the exhaust, wasnt going to attract exactly this kind of attention..........

you just need to work on your shift game.......

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/25/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 1

Well, I came from behind lol. He was already going for the Mustang.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/25/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 0

yeah its fun and all, just dont get CAUGHT playing. the fines, and insurance hikes are unreal. i play around a bit every once in a while, but i know when to quit. dont go playing in traffic, thats how folks get hurt......

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/25/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 1

I don’t play with others lol. If I’m doing automobile dumb shit, it’s on an empty back road, which I have in excess.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/25/2017 at 20:48, STARS: 0

all i can say, is that you are missing out. and just remember, empty back roads are empty, until they are not. i have come around a few corners at odd hours of the morning/night only to find a broken down truck, dead, in the middle of the road.

have fun, stay safe.......