by "Tripper" (tripe46)
Published 04/25/2017 at 16:48
by "Tripper" (tripe46)
Published 04/25/2017 at 16:48
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Every wanted a pair of poopy pants jeans, but don’t actually want to poop your pants? Well then you are in
luck.
For a measly $425, you can have these!
I understand fitted jeans approach the price of a pair of really nice pants, this I do not understand.
"BritishLeyland™" (leylandcars)
04/25/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 3
Will they make an engine oil/garage floor dust version as well? In that case I’m already covered.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/25/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 2
For when you want to look like you play/work in the mud, but can’t be bothered to actually get dirty. Living in northern Wi, in the spring most guys jean look like that, and they probably came from Walmart.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
04/25/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 0
They haven’t dropped that pair yet. This is your chance to slang you pants! If poop gets you $425, Engine oil has to be worth double right?
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
04/25/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 9
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/25/2017 at 17:13, STARS: 1
I...don’t understand. is this a “distressed look”?
"Tripper" (tripe46)
04/25/2017 at 17:21, STARS: 1
I don’t get it either man. I guess it’s distressed? The more I look at them the more I regret this post.
"BritishLeyland™" (leylandcars)
04/25/2017 at 17:22, STARS: 0
Definitely!
"Rock Bottom" (rockbottom81)
04/25/2017 at 17:25, STARS: 1
Looks like roughly half of all the jeans I currently own...
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/25/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 1
Literally.
"Ilike_cougars" (rohitvenkat01)
04/25/2017 at 17:32, STARS: 0
The lazy way of showing a hard days work..
"Viggen" (viggen37)
04/25/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 0
The perfect set of pants for the drivers of mall crawler urban assault JKUs that will never see a moment of mud!
"Tripper" (tripe46)
04/25/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 0
Lol I know a huge douche bag that drives an Escolade and probably already has 8 pairs of these
"ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
04/25/2017 at 18:04, STARS: 1
Like you, I totally understand why well made, well fitted jeans of quality fabric (especially ones that aren’t sewn by little kids in sweat shops) might cost a decent chunk of change.
But, yeah, these ones are absolutely as atrocious as anyone that buys them. Like you pointed out, it looks more like feces than mud anyway, which isn’t a good look.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
04/25/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 0
Real enthusiasts poop their own pants.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
04/25/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0
I know I have, I didn’t keep the jeans though.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
04/26/2017 at 00:14, STARS: 0
Why would you? They’re clearly in demand on the open market.
"Hammerdown" (hammerdown32)
04/26/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 0
Marketing, Marketing, Marketing. This has gotten Nordstrom more free press and traffic to their website than I’m sure any other marketing campaign has. You might look at these terrible jeans, but maybe you’ll also look at another pair of normal jeans, or a pair of shoes, or something else. They do it because it works, folks.
"Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
04/28/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 0
I once had a pair of old Levis with actual paint on them (from you know, painting). I had someone ask me how much they cost. I should have lied and sold them on the spot.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
04/28/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0
Yea you fucked up haha. I’ve got a relatively new pair of Levis with wood stain on them...what do ya think I can get for em?
"Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
04/28/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0
According to this, a shit ton more than $3.50.
"McMike" (mcmike)
04/28/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 1
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