The worst Citroen SM in the entire world is still worth $9,000

Kinja'd!!! by "C62030" (c62030)
Published 04/24/2017 at 19:44

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I have genuinely never seen a car in worse condition selling for this much.

https://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/dealer/citroen/sm/1935895.html#&gid=1&pid=1

What the hell even happened to the upholstery? Did it rust away? How badly built could these cars have been? I’m assuming it was in some kind of large fire, but that doesn’t explain the strangely good condition of the center console and shifter.

Such a shame to see one in such bad condition, considering I think it’s unequivocally the most beautiful car ever built.


Replies (19)

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
04/24/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 0

I saw one of those this weekend, in Birmingham Alabama of all places.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
04/24/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 0

Not fire damage--probably just parked outside in the sun and ignored for decades, so the paint and the leather and the most exposed plastic and rubber went completely to shit but the parts out of direct sunlight survived.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
04/24/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 0

Doesn’t really look rusty...somebody should remove any rust that is there, clearcoat it, get all the stock mechanicals in good nick, replace the interior and bam....patina’d SM :P

Kinja'd!!! "Wacko" (wacko--)
04/24/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 0

Looks like it sat in the hot sun for many, many years

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
04/24/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 0

Why is the center console showroom perfect? How?

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
04/24/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 0

Where in Bham?

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
04/24/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 2

I love your username

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
04/24/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 0

Well I guess it was in Hoover to be exact. I went to visit a friend and we found this small cars and coffee and it was there.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/24/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 0

I’ve seen one in much better condition for $5k

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/24/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 2

Well it is Beverly Hills Car Club

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
04/24/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 1

This one looks better for $8500:

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https://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/6099171942.html

I may or may not trawl Craigslist for Citroens on a regular basis.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/24/2017 at 20:57, STARS: 2

Holy shit that is one intimidating engine bay

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Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
04/24/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 0

What are you talking about? That’s not in bad shape, it’s a custom made rat rod. All of that wear and rust you see is just artificially applied ‘patina’. Considering all of the work it took to make it look like this they should be charging double that asking price...

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
04/24/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 0

Asking prices are how some express freedom of speech. It won’t sell for that, it can’t, right?

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
04/24/2017 at 21:18, STARS: 0

i’m scared

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
04/24/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 0

Come on, it’s just a little V6, some AC, four hydraulic accumulators, and some dark sorcery. Child’s play.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
04/24/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 3

It’s only an Italian engine installed by the French. What could go wrong?

Kinja'd!!! "sdwarf36" (sdwarf36)
04/25/2017 at 00:26, STARS: 1

I’d give you more stars but I can’t afford it.

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
04/25/2017 at 05:17, STARS: 0

It’s not actually that bad. The body is not very rusty. It has probably been fried by the sun for couple of decades. The engine compartment looks cleaner than many “restored” cars here. The price is quite high, but that seller is known for asking prices.

Couple of years ago someone posted here a $1,500 SM and that thing was really bad...