by "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
Published 04/22/2017 at 21:36
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STARS: 9
Don’t let me down oppo.
"CB" (jrcb)
04/22/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 2
I bet you could have made it more sexual if you said you found it near Regina.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
04/22/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 7
My friend got an Sti, and blew a tranny while yanking on the (gear)knob.
And yet he keeps buying Subarus...
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/22/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0
Not automotive related, but yesterday my boss said, “Spray some lubricant on it and then stab it with the banana a couple of times.”
Yes, it was completely work related and not at all NSFW. Heh.
"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1
yeah, the big ‘jina. Or the windy ‘jina. both work for me. It is currently located in the big Jina. I’m a gonna put in the trunk of the old fastback if you know what I mean......
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/22/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1
I feel like there’s a way to work in the fact that you got it at a pick and pull, but I’m too brain dead to figure out how
"macanamera" (macanamera)
04/22/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 4
It’s not car related, but yesterday I told some chick to “spray some lubricant on it and stab it with the banana a couple of times”
"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0
all the yes.
"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 3
well it was yanked off by the guy before me........this is good oppo.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
04/22/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 2
He also blew his headgasket.... But I wanted to give other oppos a chance haha
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/22/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 1
So you got it after it was yanked off by some random guy at a pick and pull?
"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 2
That is the story I’m sticking to.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
04/22/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0
I can’t stop laughing. Not sure if trolling or.....
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/22/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0
So you’re saying it was sticky?
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/22/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0
Boss?!?!
Boss, how come you never told me you Oppo?
(Also, he told my male coworker that, not me).
"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 1
crusty and turdy are better descriptors. I actually went to see the windowless van.....
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/22/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 1
uh... “my wife prefers full synthetic when I change her oil.” No, wait... “I topped up my wife’s washer fluid.” No, no.... How about, “my wife takes her shoes off when she drives a manual transmission.” eh... I’m not sure if this is working out....
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/22/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0
A few years ago, I broke my knob in my BMW. Had to get a new wood one. (This is actually true)
"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 3
You know what? just bring her by the shop and we’ll give the undercarage am de-greasing and go from there.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/22/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 1
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-watched-k-roll-take-a-dump-yesterday-1781497295
"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 1
noice
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/22/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 0
I blew a seal and warm liquid’s everywhere.
I’m going to go shower now.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/22/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 2
Greased up my girlfriend’s undercarriage the other day. Noticed the rear end was looking a little dirty though :/
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
04/22/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 6
I once got my rod stuck in a bronco after going in to fast without proper lubrication.
"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 1
whoa there...... I asked for dirty, not filthy.
"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
04/22/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 0
/r/titlegore
"random001" (random001)
04/23/2017 at 09:25, STARS: 2
"86notchback" (86notchback)
04/23/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 0
I blew a tranny one day on the side of the Mass pike in my Saab...
"BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
04/23/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 1
Regina, the city that rhymes with...
“fun”.
"CB" (jrcb)
04/23/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0
My girlfriend was at a place where they had Saskatchewan themed condoms (she’s in Saskatoon), and a pun about Regina and its name was on one of them.
"BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
04/23/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0
*starts Googling furiously*
"BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
04/23/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 1
“Toronto is big, but this is Biggar” - AWESOME!
"CB" (jrcb)
04/23/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 0
Those are the ones!
"Mid Engine" (jdlogan2006)
04/23/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0
My wife was rear-ended this morning, then she made us breakfast
"cbell04" (cbell04)
04/23/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 0
I once blew a tranny in Atlanta it cost me $1200 bucks.
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
04/23/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 0
Just over a week ago I got a boning and penetration and had to clean up an explosive mess of fluids after my rubber failed, also near Moose Jaw.
True story but I’m no good at this. I have however switched to a new brand of rubbers.