Re Post for church crowd--- Ok,  Yesterday I got a Rim-Blow from a 44 year old Cougar.    I dare you to compose a dirtier sounding automotive statement that is true.   (It was near Moose Jaw, but I couldn't work that in without it sounding less sexy).   

Kinja'd!!! by "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
Published 04/22/2017 at 21:36

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Don’t let me down oppo.

Kinja'd!!!


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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
04/22/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 2

I bet you could have made it more sexual if you said you found it near Regina.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
04/22/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 7

My friend got an Sti, and blew a tranny while yanking on the (gear)knob.

And yet he keeps buying Subarus...

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/22/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0

Not automotive related, but yesterday my boss said, “Spray some lubricant on it and then stab it with the banana a couple of times.”

Yes, it was completely work related and not at all NSFW. Heh.

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

yeah, the big ‘jina. Or the windy ‘jina. both work for me. It is currently located in the big Jina. I’m a gonna put in the trunk of the old fastback if you know what I mean......

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/22/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

I feel like there’s a way to work in the fact that you got it at a pick and pull, but I’m too brain dead to figure out how

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
04/22/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 4

It’s not car related, but yesterday I told some chick to “spray some lubricant on it and stab it with the banana a couple of times”

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

all the yes.

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 3

well it was yanked off by the guy before me........this is good oppo.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
04/22/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 2

He also blew his headgasket.... But I wanted to give other oppos a chance haha

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/22/2017 at 21:45, STARS: 1

So you got it after it was yanked off by some random guy at a pick and pull?

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 2

That is the story I’m sticking to.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
04/22/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0

I can’t stop laughing. Not sure if trolling or.....

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/22/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0

So you’re saying it was sticky?

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/22/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0

Boss?!?!

Boss, how come you never told me you Oppo?

(Also, he told my male coworker that, not me).

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 1

crusty and turdy are better descriptors. I actually went to see the windowless van.....

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/22/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 1

uh... “my wife prefers full synthetic when I change her oil.” No, wait... “I topped up my wife’s washer fluid.” No, no.... How about, “my wife takes her shoes off when she drives a manual transmission.” eh... I’m not sure if this is working out....

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/22/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0

A few years ago, I broke my knob in my BMW. Had to get a new wood one. (This is actually true)

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 3

You know what? just bring her by the shop and we’ll give the undercarage am de-greasing and go from there.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/22/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 1

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-watched-k-roll-take-a-dump-yesterday-1781497295

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 1

noice

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/22/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 0

I blew a seal and warm liquid’s everywhere.

I’m going to go shower now.

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
04/22/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 2

Greased up my girlfriend’s undercarriage the other day. Noticed the rear end was looking a little dirty though :/

Kinja'd!!! "Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
04/22/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 6

I once got my rod stuck in a bronco after going in to fast without proper lubrication.

Kinja'd!!! "Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
04/22/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 1

whoa there...... I asked for dirty, not filthy.

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
04/22/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 0

/r/titlegore

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
04/23/2017 at 09:25, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "86notchback" (86notchback)
04/23/2017 at 10:50, STARS: 0

I blew a tranny one day on the side of the Mass pike in my Saab...

Kinja'd!!! "BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
04/23/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 1

Regina, the city that rhymes with...

“fun”.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
04/23/2017 at 12:22, STARS: 0

My girlfriend was at a place where they had Saskatchewan themed condoms (she’s in Saskatoon), and a pun about Regina and its name was on one of them.

Kinja'd!!! "BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
04/23/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0

*starts Googling furiously*

Kinja'd!!! "BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
04/23/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 1

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/saskatoon/safe-sex-campaign-has-fun-with-saskatchewan-names-places-1.3810150

“Toronto is big, but this is Biggar” - AWESOME!

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
04/23/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 0

Those are the ones!

Kinja'd!!! "Mid Engine" (jdlogan2006)
04/23/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0

My wife was rear-ended this morning, then she made us breakfast

Kinja'd!!! "cbell04" (cbell04)
04/23/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 0

I once blew a tranny in Atlanta it cost me $1200 bucks.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
04/23/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 0

Just over a week ago I got a boning and penetration and had to clean up an explosive mess of fluids after my rubber failed, also near Moose Jaw.

True story but I’m no good at this. I have however switched to a new brand of rubbers.