by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 04/22/2017 at 19:47
by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 04/22/2017 at 19:47
Tags: FO
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STARS: 0
Welcomings back to Formula Oppo, this week we head back to Putin’s Playhouse for more happy fun times with the prostitutes and, uh... lemonade! Yes my comrades joining us in this five star resort in Mar-a-Lago for the best slice of Formula One racing that this world has to offer.
P reviously on Formula Oppo, no one predicted that Bottas would grab pole. But after the first round of pit stops and the safety car, the race was decided. Sebastian Vettel finished 1st, Hamilton overcame his teammate and a 5 second penalty to get 2nd, while Bottas never managed to come to grips with the tires and crossed the line 3rd. McLaren continued it’s perfect season as did Lance Stroll.
This week we head back to Putin’s playhouse, home of the most boring track on the calendar. There has been some more testing this past week where out of fucking nowhere, the McLaren became reliable and surprised the hell out of everyone, including McLaren. So, who knows what kind if racing we’ll see come Sunday. And in other news, Vijay Mallya has been apprehended in London thanks to your tips.
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Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes
Valtteri Bottas- Mercedes
Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull
Max Verstappen- Red Bull
Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari
Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrari
Sergio Perez- Force India
Esteban Ocon- Force India
Felipe Massa- Williams
Lance Stroll- Williams
Fernando Alonso- McLaren
Stoffel Vandoorne- McLaren
Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso
Carlos Sainz Jr- Toro Rosso
Romain Grosjean- Haas
Kevin Magnussen- Haas
Nico Hulkenberg- Renault
Jolyon Palmer- Renault
Marcus Ericsson- Sauber
Pascal Wehrlein Antonio Giovinazzi - Sauber
My picks:
Q. Lewis Hamilton
1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Valtteri Bottas
3. Sebastian Vettel
Curse: None
For the rest of you, you have until Q1 to make your picks or they will not count! Good luck!
"71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
04/22/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 0
Q. Ham
1. Vet
2. Ham
3. Bot
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/23/2017 at 00:46, STARS: 0
Q. Bottas
1. Bottas
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
curse Hamilton
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
04/23/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 0
Q. Lewis Hamilton
1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Sebastian Vettel
3.Valtteri Bottas
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
04/27/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 0
Oh fuck. Do I or do I not? Ugh.
HAM on skewers, but Vettel will win, behind Lewis and Ricciardo.
(And you better fucking bank T3 by 20 degrees or y’all going in gulags!)
"jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
04/27/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 0
Q. HAM
1. VET
2. HAM
3. BOT
"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
04/28/2017 at 08:47, STARS: 0
Q - Bottas (he always does well here
1 - Seb
2 - Bottas (again, always does well here, but Merc seems to be struggling with traction atm)
3 - Ricciardo (Lewis hasn’t had a really bad start yet, so I expect it here)
"Greenmobile Supremo Commando, BRZ Extrordinare" (jbezugs)
04/28/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 0
Q - Bottas
1 - Vettel
2 - Hamilton
3 - Bottas
"Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
04/28/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 0
Q. Bottas
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
No curse
"KnowsAboutCars" (knowsaboutcars)
04/28/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 0
Q. Hamilton
1. Bottas
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/28/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 0
Q. Vettel
1. Vettel
2. Bottas
3. Raikkonen
"Was für ein Arschloch" (germanishard)
04/28/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 0
Q - Vet
Win - Vet
Place - Rai
Show - Ver
"pirates-ecu" (pirates-ecu)
04/29/2017 at 02:03, STARS: 0
1. iceman
2. vettel
3. hamilton
q. ice man...
Why..... because fuck it thats why
"Gated Manual" (gatedmanual)
04/29/2017 at 07:57, STARS: 0
q. vet
1. vet
2. bot
3. ham