by "Svend" (svend)
Published 04/21/2017 at 09:15
by "Svend" (svend)
Published 04/21/2017 at 09:15
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Neighbours car this morning.
So I text him to pull it over my side so I could sort it.
One hour later, all nicely washed and dried.
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
04/21/2017 at 09:24, STARS: 0
Damn, where did he park it?
My parking spot at work is under a tree. Great because it gives me shade. Bad because birds hang out there.
"Svend" (svend)
04/21/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 1
It was just across the road.
I looked around and no other (8 in immediate vicinity) cars had any bird bombs on them. Of the eight cars, two were only a few feet away and all were in different states of clean to filthy.
I don’t know what he’d done to upset so many birds.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
04/21/2017 at 09:37, STARS: 0
power lines or a tree there?
"Svend" (svend)
04/21/2017 at 09:50, STARS: 0
No, nothing. Power and phone lines are all underground.
Victorian era terraced house. No trees for at least 1/4 of a mile.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/21/2017 at 09:50, STARS: 1
Probably just Ferdinand Piech sending some messenger pigeons across the ditch to destroy this blight on their company history :D
"EL_ULY" (uly)
04/21/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 1
oh dang. Those are some mean birds. Synced flying and pooping
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
04/21/2017 at 09:54, STARS: 0
Consider yourself lucky!
There are about a dozen storks in my village. Those leave massive dumps on your car. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, it’s nasty
"Svend" (svend)
04/21/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 1
He must of upset someone somewhere.
"Svend" (svend)
04/21/2017 at 10:01, STARS: 0
Some of these pigeons and seagulls drop so much crap you’d think the bird turned inside out.
The other year the birds were dropping violet/purple bird bombs, it was weird but turned out there was bushes in the near area fruiting so they must of gorged on berries.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
04/21/2017 at 10:16, STARS: 1
So my neighbor’s house is for sale. Can you come live next to me?