Oppo help!!! 

Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 04/21/2017 at 03:06

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My beer bottle’s not perfectly round. Should I call the cops? CNN? THE MILITARY? HELP!!!

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You can’t really tell in the pic though. I can feel...I CAN FEEL IT!


Replies (5)

Kinja'd!!! "InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
04/21/2017 at 03:11, STARS: 3

Just drink more and your problem will go away.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/21/2017 at 03:13, STARS: 0

This is true, I’m too drunk for racing sims, but rocket league should do fine.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
04/21/2017 at 03:22, STARS: 3

Hurry and remove the contents (best pour it down your neck, the MAN will find it if you pour it down the toilet or sink, so pour it down your throat to be on the safe side) then dispose of the bottle.

The world can’t handle this shit right now man. Things are already sensitive between the U.S. and ............. (insert country name here), this could be the tipping point.

Then move on, this didn’t happen, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN RIGHT?.

Kinja'd!!! "500 Days of Kittens" (500daysofkittens)
04/21/2017 at 03:26, STARS: 2

Heh. The _tipping_ point. Well done.

Kinja'd!!! "Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
04/21/2017 at 06:19, STARS: 0

More like the sipping point.