Why are there so many slow cars wandering around in their lane at 4:00 pm on a Thursday?

by "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
Published 04/20/2017 at 17:17

Tags: I can't think of a joke to put here
STARS: 4

That’s what I said to myself, before remembering what the date is today. I have no idea why April 20th is the stoners’ holiday (nor do I care), but it sure would be nice if the waited until they got home.

I don’t have one tenth of one shit to spare about what people do to themselves in their own home, but to paraphrase here: I swear to god I’m gonna pistol whip the next person who tells me they drive better when they’re high. *

That statement is equally insane as, “When I get two or three beers in me, that’s when I really start hitting those apexes.”

Sorry for the mini-rant. I actually had a pretty good day today, but I saw a remarkable number of people driving as if their head was completely up their own ass.

*Disclaimer: I do not own a pistol.

I also saw a guy pushing an Econoline by himself, which was dragging its snapped driveshaft on the ground.

Picture unrelated in any way.

Replies (12)

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/20/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 2

So, Chicago expressways today??

I just took a 30 minute drive on the NW Tollway, can confirm.

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/20/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 1

Just side streets for me. About four miles from one western suburb to the next.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/20/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 1

It’s always lousy but did seem a lot worse today.

"XJDano" (xjdano)
04/20/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 1

1:64 lol

Needs moar cowbell

They are $3.99 at Harbor Freight, I’d suggest to use them as mud flaps on the rear.

http://m.harborfreight.com/steel-cowbell-97659.html

"Ike" (untitledcarshow)
04/20/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 1

Mhmmm pistol whip *drool*

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
04/20/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 1

My wife had a little excursion planned for her and the kids today, and this was in the back of my mind, since it can be safely assumed that everyone around you here is high. Defensive driving mode will be engaged on the way home.

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/20/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 0

Yeah, most definitely.

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/20/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 0

Oh, I like it! Maybe for the next event. I won’t have time to get there tomorrow.

I told my one friend that 164 was the number I picked, because it’s my girls’ birthdays. He said, “Oh, assumed it meant 1:64th scale, since the car is so small.” To which I replied, “Well it is now!”

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/20/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 1

You like it kinky, eh? ;)

"TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
04/20/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 1

Traffic today was backed up in a way I’ve never seen before, hmmm. I guess that makes sense

"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
04/20/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 1

I was following an s10 the other day that absolutely reeked of weed. I could smell it with my windows up for half a mile till I caught up with him. He should be thanking goodness I wasn’t a cop.

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/20/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 0

Ugh, disgusting. Stoners must have no sense of smell.