Help Me Pick a License Plate For the Lexus

by "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
Published 04/20/2017 at 16:49

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Now that I know what sort of car it is that I’m getting, as always , I’m putting it to the good people of Oppositelock to help me pick out a license plate , because vanity plates are a brilliant thing and the FP authors have it all wrong .

The only really good idea I’ve had so far is “LEX CRSR”, as in “Lex(us) Cruiser”, as well as a pun on “Lex Luthor.” Only problem is, once I explain it to people, they will then thinkI know about comic books, which I don’t. So suggest something better. And if we can’t come up with anything good, hey, I just saved $35.

Replies (47)

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/20/2017 at 16:53, STARS: 3

Nope, FP is correct - vanity plates aren’t cool. RARE exceptions but general rule of thumb.

How about “35 Bucks”

"Wacko" (wacko--)
04/20/2017 at 16:55, STARS: 2

Orloved

"jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs)
04/20/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 5

Sccr Mom

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
04/20/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 3

LOL ROVR

"Jcarr" (jcarr)
04/20/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 8

LND RVR

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/20/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 2

I certainly hope not

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/20/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 1

I certainly think a funny soccer mom themed plate could work.

"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
04/20/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 1

toyota

"Roadster Man" (roadsterman)
04/20/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 0

NOTMINE

"vicali" (vicali)
04/20/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 2

wut jep

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
04/20/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 4

isnt ti obvious

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/20/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

True enough

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/20/2017 at 17:17, STARS: 4

OPPOGOD

DASHCAM

Couldn’t think of how to spell “insufferable Lexus driver” in 7 characters.

"DrScientist" (DrScientist)
04/20/2017 at 17:19, STARS: 1

TOYOTA

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/20/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 8

“REALTOR”

"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
04/20/2017 at 17:27, STARS: 1

Seriously, don’t! I got a personalised plate and having to explain it to people gets old very quickly.

“RÜGE” means telling somebody off, or criticising them in German, which people think teachers do all the time. So I have to explain...... something ... something... weird looks, and yawning.

"Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
04/20/2017 at 17:28, STARS: 0

LC4SNOBS

Land Cruiser for Snobs

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/20/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 4

The whole reason I got my last plate was b/c I DIDN’t explain it to people, it was like a little riddle. Key word: was

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
04/20/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 4

VNTYPLT, just straight up say ‘vanity plate’. It’s kinda meta.

Or if you’re like me, you love It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and have spent a lot of time making up Sunny themed vanity plates. DSABRD and GLDNGOD are amongst my favorites.

"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
04/20/2017 at 17:36, STARS: 1

I don’t get it either. AYAYTEL?

I don’t know how far your knowledge about German plates goes, but I should have mentioned that I was pretty much stuck with RÜG as it’s a regional code which shows where you are from.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/20/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 1

Lol, I have a good friend who is a realtor and drives a Lexus.

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/20/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 0

Look at the badge.

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/20/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 3

What about just HUNDO

"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
04/20/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 5

It was there right in front of my nose all the time!!!!!

"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/20/2017 at 18:10, STARS: 1

PATROL

SCRMOM

UNRLBLE

"Wacko" (wacko--)
04/20/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 1

BEIGE

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/20/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 0

I like it!

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/21/2017 at 06:26, STARS: 0

plate “SM70" available?

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/21/2017 at 09:04, STARS: 0

Yes it is. I thought about that since it has significance to me beyond just Oppo. We’ll see.

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/23/2017 at 12:34, STARS: 0

You claim not to like vanity plates but so far your nomination is the front runner.

"duurtlang" (duurtlang)
04/23/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0

LND BRG?
OFFR BRG might be better.

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/23/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 1

FJL

"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
04/23/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 1

LECKSUS - I don’t know why.

"awmaster10" (awmaster10)
04/23/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 1

youre going from that gen a8 to a land cruiser? Jesus you are going to be thrilled by the reliability

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/23/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 1

That’s the hope.

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/23/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 1

I still don’t but i won’t hate on this one

"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
04/23/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 1

LOLMPG

"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
04/23/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 0

Still don’t get it

"Tapas" (tapas)
04/23/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1

How about RNG ROVR? Just to fuck with people lol

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/23/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 0

It’s “A8L” phonetically.

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
04/23/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 0

Here are my suggestions:

ASSMAN

LEX ASS

LEX ASSS

LEXSM70

S N M 70

ONION

HAM

MEAT

MANWICH

"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
04/23/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 0

If you say so.

I read that as “Eye-ya-tel”. If no one gets your custom plate then perhaps it’s a bit too clever.

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/23/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 1

I’ve had people who get it, including a few who no nothing about cars but made the connection with the badge.

"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
04/23/2017 at 16:24, STARS: 0

There is also the distinct possibility that I am dense.

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/23/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 0

Nah, it is intentionally confusing. Part of it is because I am Jewish, so all of my friends assume it’s a Hebrew word.

"4kc" (4kc)
04/23/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 1

BIGGIE

“Or the Lexus, LX, four and a half, Bulletproof glass, tints if I want some ass”

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
07/21/2017 at 15:30, STARS: 1

Update: Sort of went with that, but only spiritually.