Another day in the married life ...

by "RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
Published 04/19/2017 at 18:33

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Me (eyeing savings account): I WANT THAT. GIB NAO.
Wifey: What is it with you and your urge to stuff yourself into things you barely fit into?
Me (probably sleeping on the couch tonight): That’s why you married me, isn’t it?

Replies (7)

"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/19/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 2

That is good, my friend, very good. Get used to that couch. (And super nice little MR2 - love those, and a little more headroom with the t-tops!)

"mazda616" (mazda616)
04/19/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 0

HA. Awesome.

Kudos, friend.

"Master Cylinder" (mastercylinder28)
04/19/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 4

Ha, nice. I can’t help myself sometimes with jokes like that, by now I’ve realized it’s only for my own amusement. Still worth it, though.

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/19/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 0

Hahaha!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/19/2017 at 21:01, STARS: 0

Perfection.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/19/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 1

A smile a day keeps divorce at bay

"Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney" (braddelaparker)
04/20/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 2

My wife yells “shut up”, “gross”, or “you’re an idiot” at me once a day in response to similar quips. I like to think it’s the foundation our marriage is built on.