Office wellness coach reporting for duty with a Beauty and the Beast special edition banana

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Published 04/19/2017 at 15:26

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My wife is great about always stocking my work bag with fruit and other healthy snacks. Only problem is I don’t always eat everything she gives me every day. So it piles up. But at least I get to look like a well-stocked healthy eating guy when people walk past my desk.


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Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
04/19/2017 at 15:29, STARS: 0

you can hand them to fatties in your office.

*hands over the fruit*


*looks well proportioned individual up and down with a concerned stare*

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
04/19/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0

One of my favorite things about my job is we get all of those sorts of snacks fo FREE...company wellness initiative.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/19/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0

Hey I have the same mouse. Actually I have two of them, one at home and one at work.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/19/2017 at 15:32, STARS: 0

Dole sells bananas? I can only get Chiquita.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/19/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 1

We have a fruit delivery that you can just take a banana or plum or whatever but you’re supposed to put money for it in the collection box.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/19/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 0

Depending on which grocery store I go to it’s Dole, Chiquita or Fyffes.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/19/2017 at 15:38, STARS: 0

According to my gmail since I don’t delete anything ever, I purchased it on October 17, 2008.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/19/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0

That sounds about right.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/19/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0

Never even heard of Fyffes

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/19/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

Special edition banana? Better start collecting. Might be worth something someday.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/19/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 0

Modern Gaston says “ Bro, you gotta get that potassium, cut down on your cramps, lactic acid, and DOMS. Here, have a shake, extra Arginine and Glutamine to prep you for rest day. And when I say rest day, I mean 45 minutes on the stairclimber, of course. ”

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/19/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 0

That will work swimmingly!

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Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
04/19/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 0

I end up bringing my own fruit often enough. It’s the first thing to go Monday mornings along with the oatmeal. By Friday it’s just nature valley, lara, builders, etc...

The amount of seltzer water consumed here is truly impressive. I don’t know how much they order, but myself and a coworker kept track one week. Between the two of us we took down 8 12 packs in 5 days

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/19/2017 at 16:02, STARS: 1

My carbonated vice of choice is Pepsi Zero Sugar a.k.a. Pepsi Max, which says MAX TASTE on the label to give you a clue that it’s still Pepsi Max. I know artificial sweeteners are bad but I’m powerless to resist.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
04/19/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 0

Before I clicked into the page the plum looked like an apple and I thought “WHAT THE HECK IS THAT BLUE APPLE?!”

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/19/2017 at 16:31, STARS: 0

1. Buy special edition bananas
2. Put them on eBay after 30 years or so
3. Wait for a buyer
4. PROFIT!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
04/19/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 0

I used to drink a lot of soda. I still will have a coke from time to time assuming it’s been sweetened with cane sugar. I was a diet pepsi guy for a while. Then I finally realized that all I really cared about was the burn from the carbonation. I hated seltzer at first now its my fav.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/19/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 1

We usually have a case of seltzer in the fridge at home. I don’t drink soda all the time. I’m more about the caffeine than the fizz. I try to stick to getting my caffeine from 2-3 cups of 2/3-strength coffee in the morning. My wife likes to drink a lot of coffee without getting jittery so I mix a 2:1 ratio of Costco Rwandan & decaf beans in our burr grinder. I have a mug at home and bring a tumbler to work. But occasionally I cave in and grab that Pepsi Max at lunch.