by "Matthew Keyser" (teisco15)
Published 04/19/2017 at 00:53
by "Matthew Keyser" (teisco15)
Published 04/19/2017 at 00:53
Tags: Shitbox
; Ozzy osbourne
; rust
; indiana
STARS: 1
If you haven’t had a tetanus booster in a while, you might want to steer clear of this man’s Honda Civic. Sporting a shark’s mouth on the side and a unique half black/half rust paint job, it’s clear whoever drives this car clearly does not give a even a quarter of a fuck.
It’s worth mentioning that I spotted this car parked outside the local police station. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to why he was there.
I, for one, was there to see The Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne.
Ozzy Osbourne and his son Jack were in Muncie, Indiana today, likely filming a police ride-along for the second season of “
Jack and Ozzy’s World Detour
.”
Being good student journalists (and massive Black Sabbath fans,) my roommate and I raced downtown as soon as we heard he was here.
While the Madman successfully eluded us and big TV politics kept us from getting virtually any questions answered, the rush and excitement of today served as a much-needed reminder of why I’m going into such a thankless field.
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
04/19/2017 at 01:53, STARS: 1
From the preview I was sort of hoping that was a homemade wood grain. Rust is such a letdown.
"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
04/19/2017 at 07:48, STARS: 1
I’m going to say they actually do give a fuck. The totally went for the no fucks given look on a you don’t have any fucking money budget. They stripped the paint in the right spots and the shark mouth appears to have the same paint as the hood. That means instead of stripping the whole door they made sure not to do that bit.