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Kinja'd!!! by "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
Published 04/18/2017 at 21:41

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If private car ownership ceased tomorrow and was replaced by a legit public transit system, I’d be perfectly okay with that.

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It makes public space so much better.


Replies (36)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/18/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
04/18/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 1

Key word being “legit”.

/HastousetheTTC

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
04/18/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 1

I would impolitely decline.

Mostly because the Metro system around here is almost exactly the same as it was in 1976. The trains have orange carpeting. They smell as you would expect.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0

Škoda tramvaje is not impressed.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 1

I don’t know what you’re talking about, orange carpet is best carpet.

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Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/18/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 0

I would not be perfectly ok with that and would miss driving terribly... How about everybody but me takes public transit and I get to drive as fast as I want on all the remaining roads? Compromise?

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
04/18/2017 at 21:49, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
04/18/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 0

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Imagine this, but with mystery stains virtually everywhere.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 1

There is no compromise, only ZUUL.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 2

Needs more orange.

Kinja'd!!! "Moves-Like-Senna" (moves-like-senna)
04/18/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 1

I just moved back to a city with public transport that actually works which is fantastic. I’m ditching my car which costs me about 500$ a month (all in - no payments). I almost bought a Camaro SS last night, after seeing the payments and realizing I could purchase 3 properties ( downpayments )for that ... I’m doing the latter.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 0

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 2

I lived in Prague for 6 months and never needed or wanted a car, it was great. I traveled all over Europe with no issues.

Kinja'd!!! "Moves-Like-Senna" (moves-like-senna)
04/18/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 0

It’s lovely to have that extra income. I grew up having trucks always, but it was a luxury, cars are rarely a need. They’re a want.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 0

I drive once a week to the grocery store. Every 3 weeks I drive to AutoX. I’m okay with this as a driving routine.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
04/18/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 0

I love those Czech subway stations almost as much as I love all the Czech women in them.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/18/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 1

Much of America is rural. How do I get to town 7 mikes away? Ox cart?

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 1

Way to make it weird...

Just kidding, partying with Czechs is a blast.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 22:12, STARS: 1

Obviously, it doesn’t work for all situations. I suggest buying a horse.

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
04/18/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 1

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I’d rather not have to wait around so I can get in a vomit soaked sardine can full of the American public.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 1

If we spent any money on it then it wouldn’t be that.

Kinja'd!!! "MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow" (myjeepgetsstuckinthesnow)
04/18/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 0

All the public transit around here is nasty. Sketchy stains, gum everywhere, stinky people. No thanks. I’d rather sit in bumper to bumper traffic if I had to.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 1

Not what I said, if we spent any money on the system it wouldn’t suck.

Kinja'd!!! "MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow" (myjeepgetsstuckinthesnow)
04/18/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 0

It wouldn’t suck but people do. I get your point. If public transit was clean and efficient I would be all for it. What is your plan to make it nice?

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 0

Raise taxes a lot, spend a lot, turn many roads into pedestrian thoroughfares, and tear out 90% of parking lots.

Kinja'd!!! "MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow" (myjeepgetsstuckinthesnow)
04/18/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 0

Hahahahaha

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/18/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0

Not if you live in a place like Texas.

Kinja'd!!! "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
04/18/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 1

Horses can only get you so far, so fast. You can’t ride a horse at a gallop for 7 miles straight. If you want your horse to last, you go at a walk. If you’re in kinda a hurry, you can cycle it through walk/trot/canter/gallop a couple of times. If you’re in a super, duper “my life depends on it” hurry, you’re shit outta luck. It’s not cost effective to ride a horse until it’s foaming at the mouth and on the point of collapse like in Gone with the Wind. And even if it was, you’d need remounts every couple of miles. Like literally, just a couple.

Horses are cool and all, but they still need a shit ton of money for food, proper shelter, vet care, shoes, etc. And you can’t just leave your horse out in the driveway all day for days at a time like you can a car. I mean, well, if it had food and water, you probably could, but it’s cruel. Horses have personalities and need socialization just like people.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
04/18/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 1

More room for bicycles, I’m good.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/18/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 0

Solution, buy several horses and rotate them out! 

/s

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I do know a little bit about horses from my time out working at the camp :D

Kinja'd!!! "Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse)
04/19/2017 at 05:06, STARS: 0

Skoda 15T!

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
04/19/2017 at 06:45, STARS: 0

Although I suspect, if personal ownership of cars were banned or heavily restricted, you’d see somewhere like Texas urbanize quickly, with its population condensing in the cities, and cities with sprawl issues contracting.

Kinja'd!!! "bhtooefr" (bhtooefr)
04/19/2017 at 07:09, STARS: 1

I actually think urban car bans would be practical (and that’s one thing about Alissa Walker’s posts, she was talking about the urban context)... but rural car bans would go over like a lead balloon.

If you got one in place, you’d get urbanization and fast (but it’d consist of people who resent urban areas and everything about them - up to and including people who literally think that cities are an affront to God, based on the story of Babel), but you’d probably also get lots of loophole seeking - “wait, cars are banned, but heavy duty trucks are allowed for farm work... I’ll just daily a dually diesel, like I was going to anyway” - to get around the ban.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/19/2017 at 08:37, STARS: 0

Louis Kahn proposed banning cars from Philadelphia, it was the closest we ever got.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/19/2017 at 09:27, STARS: 1

if only it worked properly half the time for starters

Kinja'd!!! "JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty)
04/20/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0

I took the metro from the convention center to Alexandria the other day. Yellow line wasn’t operating because safetrack so I took a green to the nearest blue and got to my destination in a speedy 2+ hours all told! Only consistent thing is the smell of urine, haha