by "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
Published 04/18/2017 at 16:37
by "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
Published 04/18/2017 at 16:37
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STARS: 3
1. it’s a 2013, 540-hp turbo
2. He parks it where the buses go for pick-up (He’s been chased off 4+ times by the Vice Principal for parking here.)
3. He scolds me for taking a picture of it while it’s parked there and rambles off something about me being on my bike and too broke to something-something-something. (he mumbled)
Meanwhile, I was waiting for three kids to come out and do the bike-train thing home:
Get out and enjoy the weather, East Coast, USA.
"CB" (jrcb)
04/18/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 10
“I drive an exclusive and fancy car, but I hate when it draws attention.”
-This guy
“Fuck the poor.”
-Also this guy
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/18/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 3
Sounds like a proper douchebag.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/18/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 1
I used to fantasize that brands could have secret agents who walked among us and could repo the cars of anyone acting like a total douche (with compensation). I’d like to see both BMW and Alpina show up at the same time, alternating punching this guy in the nose and kicking him in the balls.
"Rico" (ricorich)
04/18/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 1
Dad STAHP!
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
04/18/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 3
540 horses up front and one horse’s rear slightly behind them.
"Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
04/18/2017 at 16:58, STARS: 0
That’s just rude.
I bet he has a small winkie. Poor fella
"victor" (victor)
04/18/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 0
In addition to what everyone else has said, the guy has poor taste. who buys a 7 series? If you’re going to spend that kind of money, the only proper car to drive is an S Klasse. Everything else just screams that you make poor life choices.
"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
04/18/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 0
He was a big dude, size-wise, not a suit-wearing investment banker type. So I’m fairly certain this was a second (or third) hand purchase. Either way, he was doing his best to live up to the image.
"dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
04/18/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 0
Look at that checkered flag on the trunk. Look at where it’s parked. What did you expect? :p
"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
04/18/2017 at 17:10, STARS: 2
It’s a 2013 with over 50k miles (had 49k when it was sold in 2016) I take a little joy in knowing the thing’s about to get really, really expensive to own.
"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
04/18/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 1
Yeah, he ticked all of the boxes...
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/18/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 1
That would never happen, because then there would only be 37 BMW drivers left in the entire world.
"fintail" (fintail)
04/18/2017 at 17:37, STARS: 0
“my other car is a BMW”, probably an X6M
"Twinpowermeansoneturbo" (twinpower)
04/18/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 0
These aren’t even that expensive on the used market. A car like his goes for around 40,000.
"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
04/18/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 0
Out of curiosity, how do you know he bought it used with 49K on the clock?
"Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
04/18/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 0
Is it wrong that I want to be this guy? I mean, not the no pictures thing, because if people don’t take notice than what’s the point...but the parking in the bus lane with a fourth hand luxo-barge while flipping off the vice principal while I pick up my tremendously spoiled kid.
Actually, scratch that. This guy isn’t ‘this guy’ enough. The only proper car to block the bus lanes in:
"PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
04/18/2017 at 19:34, STARS: 1
Plate = VIN = used car listing from September
"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
04/18/2017 at 22:19, STARS: 0
Ah, makes sense.
"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
04/24/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 0
The S-Klass is for conformists, I’d rather have the Alpina