Oppo, I'm bored and trying to avoid doing work I have to do from home, since I've had half a bottle of wine in the last 30 minutes.  Tell/show me the car/thing you drive and I'll give you a random song shuffled off of one of my main Spotify playlists

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 04/17/2017 at 17:52

Tags: long title is long
STARS: 2


Which is to say, the playlist will be selected based on your car, but the song will be random.


Replies (45)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/17/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 0

You already know.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
04/17/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 0

How many playlists do you have?

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/17/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 1

Here is my 2015 VW Passat.

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If you want a random song in return, let me know.

(Edit: Kinja’d for the first time ever. Nice.)

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/17/2017 at 17:57, STARS: 0

Here is my 2015 VW Passat.

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If you want a random song in return, let me know.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 0

Never assumed I know anything when I’ve been drinking. Nonetheless, you get the Honda of my playlists “Offline” the reliable playlist of good music I keep synced for times when I don’t have a data connection.

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You get The Love Song by K-OS. This is a great song and you should feel great for getting it.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
04/17/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 0

Lexus LS400

Kinja'd!!! "TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
04/17/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 0

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With 237,xxx miles.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/17/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 1

I’m going to do this backwards

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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/17/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 1

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN WEBSITE TAKE THAT FILTHY RAP AWAY.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 1

Enough that you get a song from Trading Places, my playlist of songs that alternates between jazz instrumental and vocal versions of the same song.

You get young Frank Sintra singing “Everything Happens to Me” off of that playlist

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Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/17/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/17/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 2

jkm, is that you?

Kinja'd!!! "Ike" (untitledcarshow)
04/17/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:06, STARS: 1

I will happily take a random song.

Since you have a Passat, you get a song off of my Pavement playlist, because Pavement has a song called “Passat Dream” about Passats.

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Your song is Starlings of the Slipstream, which is a great song.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/17/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 1

Thank you very much.

In return, I hit shuffle on my Top 50 playlist that I listen to whenever I play Horizon 3.

Your song is “Your Love” by The Outfield.

It’s a really catchy and nice 80s song. I hope you enjoy it!

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 1

Blur has a song called Swallows in a Heatwave, which has the lyric

“I don’t have a history

For religion

Going out to get one

Get into my Volvo

Drive into the mountains

Watch Swallows in the Heatwave”

You get a song shuffled off of my Offline playlist, since Blur, as my favorite band, shows up frequently on my offline playlist.

Your song is

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Alton Ellis’ fantastic reggae cover of These Eyes.

Kinja'd!!! "Laurence" (mrlaurence)
04/17/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 0

This sounds like fun...

1999 Rover Mini

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 1

I kind of want an Xbox and Horizon 3 just to make a playlist to use when playing it. This is also a perfect song for me, since I love 80s music.

In return, you get a shuffled song off of my 80s playlist.

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More Than This by Roxy Music

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 1

Since this is a Saab, you get a song off of my “Starred” playlist. Spotify is a Swedish company and Saab is a Swedish car. Back in the early dates of Spotify, if you starred a song, it got saved to a starred playlist. Like Saab, starring is now defunct, but the playlist survives.

You get

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There is an End by The Greenhornes and Holly Golightly.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/17/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 1

You like 80s music? This is excellent news.

I actually recently got an Xbox One and Horizon 3. I’ve had this playlist since Forza 4. I use it for every Forza. It never gets old. This is the first time “Down Under” by Men at Work actually fits in with a game.

In return for your 80s song, I hit shuffle again. This time, you get “Money For Nothing” (extended version) by Dire Straits. It’s one of my top 5 favorite songs of all time. I will gladly sing the entire 8 minutes at the top of my lungs. I do that all day anyway. The 8 minute version is the best version.

God, that guitar riff gives me the chills every time I hear it.

Please enjoy it.

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:21, STARS: 2

Your Lexus will be around until the music of today is as old as music from the 70s, so you get a song off of my 70s playlist.

You get

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Come and Get Your Love by Redbone.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 1

Minis are products of the 60s that have enjoyed an unnaturally long lifespan, as your awesome 1999 example shows, so you get my Serge Gainsbourg playlist, because he was also a product of the 1960s, but lived a much longer life than you would expect from an alcoholic chain smoking Frenchman.

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Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
04/17/2017 at 18:29, STARS: 0

2001 Prelude.

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Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
04/17/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0

Not that I have the asshole any more but do an 03 Allroad

Kinja'd!!! "BritishLeyland™" (leylandcars)
04/17/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0

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1969 MGB GT

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
04/17/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0

This thing ?

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:31, STARS: 1

Kinja is being all Kinja, so I didn’t see this until just now.

Being a Galaxie, you obviously get a song off of my Motown playlist

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You get Smiling Faces Sometimes by The Undisputed Truth. I would have preferred a 60s song, but the shuffle function is a harsh mistress.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 1

Your car gets my heart and therefore gets something off of my Offline playlist, since these are all songs I love.

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Your song, appropriately, is Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:36, STARS: 0

Since an Allroad is a car that can break in ways you wouldn’t expect, it gets a song off of my “Others” playlist. These are songs I liked, but couldn’t categorize elsewhere.

Your song is

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Strange Fruit for David by The Wave Pictures

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:41, STARS: 0

You get a song from my Latin playlist. I once rented a Clio in Spain, and I think the Clio and the Versa are on the same platform.

You get

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Samba Para Dos by Lalo Schifrin

Kinja'd!!! "V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches" (jbv12)
04/17/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 0

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WAKKA WAKKA

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 1

Following the precedence of Hondas getting “Offline” because offline is reliable like Hondas, you get

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Overcome by Tricky

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
04/17/2017 at 18:48, STARS: 1

Excellent Latin pic for a half Latino! Sounds like the music I hear at El Pollo Inka.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:50, STARS: 1

I like the precedence I’ve set of giving horrifyingly unreliable German cars songs off of my “others” list.

You get

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Please Take My Scissors Away by The Singing Loins

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 1

Relevant to cars: Lalo Schifrin composed the soundtrack to Bullitt

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
04/17/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/17/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 0

NO

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 19:02, STARS: 0

I’m not even shuffling. You get this song. This is now your Oppo theme song.

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Marie by Solveig Sandnes

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 1

Working again from the Offline playlist, you get

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Karmacoma by Massive Attack

Kinja'd!!! "TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
04/17/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0

Smooth song, I will put the top down and cruise to this.

Kinja'd!!! "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
04/17/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 0

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Not my actual car/photo, but it’s exactly the same, but picture a shitty Ontario license plate with lettering that’s peeling off because they’re shit in place of the regular looking plate there.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
04/17/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 0

Yep that was wierd

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/17/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 0

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Is it less weird if I told you that this British band took the title from the title of this art installation in the Philadelphia Museum of Art?

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
04/17/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 0

I’ll take it. Thanks!

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
04/18/2017 at 08:16, STARS: 0

less wierd no, it just passes it along