by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 04/17/2017 at 01:06

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Shitpost put on your typing fingers and type the post

Let’s post to the beat 
they’re posting on the Oppo

Let’s post
while shit posts up your face
Let’s post 
sway through the posts to an empty space

If you say post, I’ll post with you
If you say post, we’ll post
Because my Juke for you
Would break my post in two
If you should post
Into my Tercel
And tremble like a nervous HondaBro

Let’s post for fear
your post should fall
Let’s post for fear tonight is all

Let’s post you could look into my Juke
Let’s post under the moonlight,
this serious shitpost

If you say post, I’ll post with you
If you say post, we’ll post
Because my Juke for you
Would break my Tercel in two
If you should post
Into my arms
And tremble like JKM

Let’s post put on your posting shoes
and post the blues

Let’s post to the song
they’re shitpostin’ on the Internet

Let’s shitpost you could look into my eyes
Let’s post under the moonlight,
this serious shitpost

Replies (3)

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/17/2017 at 01:11, STARS: 1

I’m not going to lie here. This made my night.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/17/2017 at 01:14, STARS: 0

It’s not my first time doing it to a song. It feels weird putting effort into a post instead of copy & pasting some modified Juke.   http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1794284477

"yamahog" (yamahog)
04/17/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 1