Here are some things in my yard

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 04/16/2017 at 18:32

Tags: Plants
STARS: 10


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First year that the tulips bloomed!

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I still have no idea what the hell these are:

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Or this:

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These are pretty flowers that come from a rather ugly bush:

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I know what these are but can’t spell or pronounce it properly. They have pretty leaves and eventually flower:

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First time seeing thus guy:

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And my favorite of all... The lucifer!

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Replies (17)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/16/2017 at 18:38, STARS: 2

Star this post (not this comment, the post) if you want Oppositelock to become a flower blog.

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
04/16/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 0

Bet

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/16/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 0

Some random, “Where did those come from?” tulips bloomed next to our driveway today.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
04/16/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 0

Pineapples

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/16/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 1

U r knot hepping

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
04/16/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 1

I had a few of those sunflowers a couple years ago. Someone actually walked up my driveway and snipped the flowers off and they never came back :(

I should try some in the backyard because I bet the feral cats will keep the squirrels from eating the seeds.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/16/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 0

Why would anyone snip flowers

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
04/16/2017 at 19:27, STARS: 0

Some creepy kid cut some roses off a neighbor’s porch to give me once, maybe it was him?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/16/2017 at 19:31, STARS: 0

You gotta watch out for that shit. Last year someone living in a town up north was stealing everyone’s potted plants in my all of my town. Such a shitty thing to do. This isn’t an affluent area, and may not be the nicest of homes, everyone does their own landscaping.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/16/2017 at 19:31, STARS: 1

Roses are the worst tbh

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
04/16/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 0

That’s crazy! Thought I bet if folks bothered with potted plants here they might disappear too. Someone stole my last hammock from the front porch. (Doggo did not even notice).

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/16/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 0

You and I have quite a bit in common. We are not living the Miller HiLife.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/16/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 0

Why do people do anything. Answer: they are some crazy motherfuckers out there.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
04/16/2017 at 20:23, STARS: 0

Eat one. See what happens.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/16/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0

i have no idea what they are either.

Kinja'd!!! "BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre" (bigblock472)
04/16/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 0

The salmon colored flowers on the ugly bush look like a flowering quince.

The plant photobombing the dandelion is a hardy cyclamen.

The plants in the photo with the dog... do those produce a white sap when a stem or leaf is broken? That may be a Euphorbia of some type... maybe Euphorbia lathyris

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/17/2017 at 17:29, STARS: 0

That’s some kind of blossoming tree or vine. You are welcome.