by "Tristan" (casselts)
Published 04/16/2017 at 17:33
by "Tristan" (casselts)
Published 04/16/2017 at 17:33
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STARS: 6
Why do douchebros insist on putting 8" straight pipe exhaust on a Cummins? Why do these douchbros always live within a block of me? Why does a straight-piped Cummins sound like the farts of a thousand obese trailer park girls? Just... why? I can appreciate a loud exhaust on something like a 32v 4.6 Cobra... that’s a nice sounding engine and give me an eargasm. This? This makes me rage.
Now... get off my lawn.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
04/16/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 3
Try living in a small farming town, the end of every fall you see a new crop trucks with questionable mods.
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
04/16/2017 at 17:44, STARS: 2
Dumb mods are a historical trend. It used to be in the 80s and 70s that every car would have the rear end jacked up with drag radials even though the weight transfer made them slower in the quarter. Before that it was flame paint jobs.
Now it is Donks, slammed cars and douche dozers. Will probably be something else dumb in a few years.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/16/2017 at 17:52, STARS: 4
“Why does a straight-piped Cummins sound like the farts of a thousand obese trailer park girls?”
Because it is the siren song of what they’re after.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
04/16/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 2
THE WHISTLES GO WOOOOOOOOOO
"Tristan" (casselts)
04/16/2017 at 19:01, STARS: 0
I grew up in a town of 700 in southwest Minnesota... Can confirm.
"TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
04/16/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 2
Ugh, around me it’s fart canned Civics. Like, there are weed whackers that sound better. Why does your 150hp 20 year old shit box need to be heard from a mile away? They never sound good, just annoyingly loud.
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/18/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 0
15.0 hp*