by "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
Published 04/15/2017 at 21:33
by "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
Published 04/15/2017 at 21:33
Tags: Szechuan Sauce
STARS: 2
I don’t want to live on this world anymore.
Apparently in the comments, they said the controversy is around calling the sauce “Szechuan” is “racist”. I couldn’t seem to find the clip for this, but I can imagine me cringing the entire time watching it.
This is the article that sparked it: http://archive.is/7vCcO
"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
04/15/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 7
Look. It’s 2017. Everything is racist. Everybody is racist. I’ve got a black wife and a black son, does that make me not racist? In 2016 maybe, but in 2017 it somehow makes me extra racist. So you better believe that Szechuan sauce is racist Morty, er, Toni.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/15/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 4
non-binary cis multi-cultural local organic limited edition sauce
"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
04/15/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 7
You are trying to hide your racism with a black wife, which makes you extra racist.
"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
04/15/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 9
Super double secret racist. I’m like the Lance Armstrong of racism.
"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
04/15/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 2
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"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/15/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 0
Well that channel is insane anyway, they prefer to harass the women at work anyway.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/15/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 4
This was happening even in the 80s. True story: in my fine arts residential dorm, we usually had a Christmas tree decorating party. Butone year some bitched about institutional promotion of religion. So instead we had a “non-denominational seasonal shrubbery decorating party”. I kid you not.
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
04/15/2017 at 22:04, STARS: 5
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/15/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 5
That’s just sad. Christmas does a lot of things in America, but as applied, it has about as much to do with Jesus as a Tuesday in August. Unless Jesus was a spoiled brat, all of the animals in the manger got drunk, or they had poorly decorated pine trees in Bethlehem.
"Svend" (svend)
04/15/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 3
It’s also that crazy time when people ask if you have a tree in your living room and they look at you like your crazy when you say no.
All the rest of the year if someone asked you the same question you’d be in the one looking at them strange for even asking.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/15/2017 at 22:14, STARS: 1
I have a 2' tall fake tree from Target. Some years I don’t even take the damn thing out of the box.
"Svend" (svend)
04/15/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 1
I our house we haven’t put up a tree for about ten years.
The family used to go away for a month or so as of the 2nd of January, but I always couldn’t get time off work.
I’m not religious at all and working in retail I honestly hate that time of year with customers being many times ruder, selfish and obnoxious. So I said fine, if you want a tree up, you put it up and you take it down before you go away otherwise it’ll still be up when you get back.
Nobody argues about it as I cook the christmas dinner (well, me and a bottle of whiskey).
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/15/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 1
I’ve always been amused that the things that are verbally promoted — forgiveness, goodwill, charity — are pretty much the antithesis (antitheses?) of what is actually prioritized and happening. I want this, I want that. I’m in a rush. I need money for this. Here, this homeless man can have a coat my cat pissed on. WE ARE GONNA HAVE A FAMILY DINNER AND BE HAPPY DAMMIT. But don’t we hate half of the people here — I SAID. FAMILY. DAMMIT.
"Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
04/15/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 0
Are they seriously assuming the sauce’s name? They should’ve consulted with the sauce before the interview. Who knows, the sauce might identify as an AP-exam-friendly name like “Kellania” and then it could come back into production.
"Svend" (svend)
04/15/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 1
All so true but add the retail side of one year two guys got into a fist fight over a last bag of carrots. Every year for the last 13 years at least half a dozen ask me alone if we have any large turkeys left on the 23rd and 24th of December then get angry at me when I say we haven’t (only 30+ small and a few medium ones left). People panic buy food like it’s the end of the world of something, (U.K. stores are closed for one day, even then it’s stores over a certain size so corner shops, etc still open for a few hours on christmas day). I’ve seen families come in that usually go around once a fortnight with a medium size trolley, but christmas fortnight, each member has a large shopping trolley and they are full to the max.
The most christian of people turn into the most evil.
Maybe I’m just jealous. This is all done for jesus’s birthday but when I was young, at Sunday School, we were all told we were all god’s children, but nobody celebrates my birthday anywhere near like they do for jesus. So why should I. Lol.
The whole thing is shoddy. For example:
‘Be good or santa won’t leave you presents’. Lets look at that.
Every other time of the year you tell you children to be aware of creepy old men and to tell someone if one approaches you, but at christmas, you hunt one out and sit your child on his lap and get your child to talk to him about what the child wants from santa. Who incidentally we tell will sneak into our house while they are asleep (which at any other time of the year would cause alarm).
The songs:
‘Rudolph the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you’d even say it glows. all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names , they never let poor rudolph join in all their reindeer games .
Then one foggy christmas eve santa came to say, ‘rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?’, now all the reindeer love him and shout it out with glee, rudolph the red nose reindeer, you’ll go down in history’.
So it’s okay to bully someone for being different is it?
But do something for the big man and suddenly every one loves him because your now in a group.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/15/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 1
I always thought Rudolph was just a bad version of the Ugly Duckling. Namely the moral is: “Be careful who you make fun of because by the time high school comes around, they might becomes really hot and you’ll want to have sex with them.”
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/15/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 2
Aw geez Rick I dunno if you can use those words. I mean people get offended over nuggets sauce even though there are bigger issues like how my dad is an unemployed piece of shit. I-I-I got to go to class Rick I don’t have time for plumbus shopping.
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
04/15/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 1
Assume or not, it’s just fucking stupid.
American Chinese food is an insult to actual Chinese food to start with anyways, so I don’t see the point even complaining.
"Svend" (svend)
04/15/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0
But the ugly duckling turn out to be a swan.
"IAN_Z" (theonline)
04/15/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 1
man, why do people have to feed the fox news Outrage Machine?
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/15/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 1
Swans are sexier than ducks. Still works
"Svend" (svend)
04/15/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 0
I take your point. :)
"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
04/16/2017 at 00:21, STARS: 0
As posted to the OP,
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"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/16/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 1
But ducks go better with Szechuan sauce.
#fullcircle
"Tristan" (casselts)
04/16/2017 at 02:13, STARS: 1
I thought the story of Rudolph was just a lesson about how people are assholes until all of a sudden they need something from you.
"Svend" (svend)
04/16/2017 at 02:16, STARS: 1
I can appreciate that view also.
Maybe it’s both.
"Under_Score" (tomtheatum)
04/16/2017 at 07:54, STARS: 0
I was being goofy, if you couldn’t tell haha. But I think it’s ridiculous that people are freaking out over this, too.
"nermal" (nermal)
04/16/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 0
What’s next? Burritos? Where will it end?
Will Chipotle be deported once the wall is built?