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by "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
Published 04/15/2017 at 00:10

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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/15/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0

Hey buddy. My neighbor’s wife’s baby-daddy’s cousin’s roommate’s pizza delivery guy’s hairstylist’s cat is blind in one eye.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/15/2017 at 00:22, STARS: 4

That’s awesome. This is the kind of thing you tell your friends at a party when they’re well and truly lit, then time how long it takes them to go, “heyyyy”.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/15/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 4

I know that cat. She was posted on Oppo yesterday. She’s like, famous now.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/15/2017 at 00:29, STARS: 3

Hopefully the party is devoid of that one person who smokes a little too much grass and talks nonstop about conspiracy theories.

“Hey dude, so I was --”
“FLOURIDE!!!!!!”
“Well, I’m sober now.”

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/15/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

What is lit?

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/15/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 0

I hate that guy.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/15/2017 at 00:37, STARS: 0

Here it means drunk. It can also mean high in other contexts.

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
04/15/2017 at 01:03, STARS: 1

Or anyone who needs to find the horn without looking down at the wheel even blind people.

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/15/2017 at 01:05, STARS: 2

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/15/2017 at 01:06, STARS: 5

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/15/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 2

Also you should know I was kidding, I was a fucking Marine, I sure as hell know what lit is...

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/15/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 1

Oh, okay. I figure when in doubt, the best choice is to be polite.