I hate it.

by "mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
Published 04/15/2017 at 00:05

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That time when you are too tired to keep your eyes open any longer, and simultaneously too drunk to close your eyes without spinning resulting in puking.

Replies (15)

"Theropod" (theropod)
04/15/2017 at 00:08, STARS: 0

Been there.

"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
04/15/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 1

Yeah that’s the worst. That’s when I drink at least a glass of water, take advil and tums, and sit up in bed. Or on the couch, whichever is closer.

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/15/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0

Your phone’s autocorrect is on point.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/15/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 5

I like the ones where you have fun, think you feel fine, lay down at the end of the night, and THEN the spinning starts and you’re like, “Uh oh.”

"Übel" (ubel)
04/15/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 1

Put your foot on the floor and hold on for the ride. It’s the only way

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/15/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 5

I hate that part. Avoiding it is the main reason for my self restraint. The thing that fixes it for me is getting the puking over with.

"Danger Ranger XLT" (danger-ranger)
04/15/2017 at 00:24, STARS: 0

I know that feel but I ain’t afraid. Gimme another beer!

But seriously, I’d rather just puke than get the spins come bed time.

"Svend" (svend)
04/15/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 1

Jagerbombs, keep the party going.

"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
04/15/2017 at 01:21, STARS: 0

One of many things that come with age - knowing just how much you can drink before you feel ill... or get fat.

"AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
04/15/2017 at 01:30, STARS: 1

I realized a year or two ago that I’m too old to go to sleep drunk. Keep it to a coupe drinks and wake up with a clear head.

And for fuck’s sake turn the music down!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/15/2017 at 03:35, STARS: 1

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/15/2017 at 03:36, STARS: 0

You’re going to LOVE tomorrow morning.

Two words: BC Powder and Gatorade.

"Svend" (svend)
04/15/2017 at 04:11, STARS: 1

They are okay but they don’t do anything to or for me other than the Redbull keeping me awake a little longer.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/15/2017 at 10:24, STARS: 0

It sounds like you either need to be less drunk or way more drunk.

"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
04/17/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 0

And get off my lawn!

But seriously, with two young kids? Being mildly hungover can be managed. Being passed out and not waking up when your kids need something in the middle of the night? Downright irresponsible, bordering on unforgiveable. So yeah. Also it turns out, kids are expensive (who knew?) so saving money by drinking far less than I did in my 20's? Bonus.