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Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 04/14/2017 at 14:23

Tags: Houses
STARS: 3


I want dis kitchen.

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Also, doggo.


Replies (38)

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
04/14/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 0

Thats a nice kitchen

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
04/14/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 1

Not bad.

I hope it doesn’t receive the zillion tiny tile backsplash fad.

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
04/14/2017 at 14:31, STARS: 0

Huh, not bad. Any idea what kind of wood it is?

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
04/14/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 0

Need to replace counters though. Granite or marble or something. Otherwise yes.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
04/14/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1

I like it! At least it’s not white like every kitchen my guys churn out.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/14/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 0

Mmmmm, storage.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/14/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 0

I want that kitchen too

Kinja'd!!! "Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
04/14/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0

Mm. Naughty pine

Kinja'd!!! "Land_Yacht_225" (nadenator)
04/14/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 0

That’s just weird.

“How do you want the kichen?”

“Rustic! Well, not too rustic... I mean I want it to LOOK rustic...from a distance...but I want you to laquer and clear coat the cabinets till they gleam like Brazilian cherry! And granite...and stainless steel appliances.”

Kinja'd!!! "Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
04/14/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 0

It looks like it’s already quartz.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
04/14/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 1

Not my thing.

Too much grain. The wood looks too much U.S. shooting lodge, turn of the century Eastern European.

I’m more:

https://www.townandcountryinteriors.com/our-rooms/kitchens/edinburgh-city/

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They are a local firm to me.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/14/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0

SO MODERN

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/14/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0

My wife wants a white kitchen. I DO NOT WANT A WHITE KITCHEN. So we’re getting a white kitchen.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
04/14/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0

The island is off by 180 degrees.

Don’t sit under the side near the sink, that area is too busy. Otherwise, it looks very good, as long as you dig a lot of wood grain.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
04/14/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0

She’ll changer tune when (if) kids get entrted into the equation

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/14/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

My thoughts exactly.

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
04/14/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 3

I would like to know in the last five years how many kitches have NOT been remodeled with white cabinets and those teeny-tiny backsplash tiles.

(link because I can’t upload photos from here)

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
04/14/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

I like modern.

Clean, tidy and organised.

I like clean, minimal and symmetrical.

It’s a thing I have.

I like wood grain but more, subdued. This wood grain would drive me crazy.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/14/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

I dig anything other than my current kitchen.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/14/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0

I like modern too, but don’t live in a in a house where it would ever apply. Same logic why I don’t gawk over supercars. I’m not a hater, I just know.it ain’t.gonna happen.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
04/14/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 0

Hmm, didn’t look like it from the picture. Looks a bit manufactured.

Kinja'd!!! "Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
04/14/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 1

I know that feeling. I had it up until about 2 years ago, when I just couldn’t stand it anymore. I like my kitchen now, but man, what I would do for a double wall oven and more counter space.

It never ends.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
04/14/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 0

Regretfully. Me also.

I lived in a mews for a while and everything was spacious and minimalist, except the kitchen which was more a kitchenette.

I now live in a terraced house again and the kitchen is a galley kitchen (relatively long and very narrow).

Now I’m older. I love cooking but also having everything in it’s place (which in my kitchen just isn’t possible) and clean and tidy.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
04/14/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0

Too much euro.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
04/14/2017 at 15:08, STARS: 1

I’m a Brit, but still like European. Lol.

Kinja'd!!! "Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
04/14/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 0

I like dat kitchen.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/14/2017 at 15:18, STARS: 0

Woody wood

(No, I don’t. Should have asked!)

Kinja'd!!! "victor" (victor)
04/14/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 0

I don’t understand woodsy wood kitchens. Seems really “rustic”. That said, I wonder if I can find a super modern house on the hood canal or something.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
04/14/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 0

Probably <5%. Seriously. Sadly.

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
04/14/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

I remember the first one I saw. Sharp. Clean. Modern without being too modern. I liked it.

Then I saw the next one.

By the third one, I was faking my way through the compliments.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
04/14/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 0

What are the counters made of?

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/14/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0

I think it is quartz

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
04/14/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 0

I never liked it. It smacks of the mcmodern thing that is a big deal where I live, with affluent normcore people trying to be hip and edgy in their somewhat identical box houses. Which means, of course, it has been adopted by all designs.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/14/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 0

Yeah, it has been so overdone that I feel like we’re seeing the future’s version of some of those ghastly styles that were widespread in various eras after the 1950s (the last era where the design never really becomes objectionable for some reason). Every decade after that has been ugly within 10-15 years, but the stuff they’re doing now will make demolition for a major remodel very difficult/expensive.

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
04/14/2017 at 21:21, STARS: 0

the stuff they’re doing now will make demolition for a major remodel very difficult/expensive.

Who cares, right? Not like they have to worry about it. :)

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
04/15/2017 at 00:13, STARS: 0

Well, if they don’t mind living with ugly for as long as they live in the house. Considering practically all houses being sold today are getting kitchen remodels like this, chances are they will have to either replace the garbage they put in or the garbage someone else put in.

Kinja'd!!! "Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
04/18/2017 at 09:10, STARS: 0

Quartz is a manufactured stone, so... heh.

Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
04/18/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0

It just looks kind of cheap compared to the rest. However it’s possibly just the photos.