DD, Track, burn: CL edition

Kinja'd!!! by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 04/13/2017 at 22:17

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As always with this series, for the sake of the game we’ll assume no major mechanical faults. And all cars are manual transmission.

1. 1991 S10, 2.8L motor (I’m assuming V6?)

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2. 1983 Honda Civic

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Link in case anyone’s serious about it.

3. 1989 Dodge Aries (With an awesome interior)

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Replies (29)

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
04/13/2017 at 22:19, STARS: 0

I’m thinking bon fire

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
04/13/2017 at 22:19, STARS: 1

Track S10 (I adore small trucks. See my Dakota for proof.)

DD Aries

Burn the Civic.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/13/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 0

:(

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/13/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 1

Yay! I was hoping someone would track the S10!

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/13/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 0

You’re right, the 2.8 is a v6. Daily that little truck because no weight on the back = burnouts.

Track the Honda because it’s light and you can toss it.

Burn that shitty k car. I hate those things.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/13/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 1

Also tell me more about the Dakota. I stalked through a page or two of your posts and couldn’t find anything.

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
04/13/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 2

Kinja'd!!!

It’s a pile, but it’s my first car. 1996, 3.9, 3 pedals, 267,000 miles. I plan on V8 swapping it someday. Affectionately called “Kipper”. Shitty phone pic. It’s been awhile since I’ve posted on it. I haven’t done much to it.

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
04/13/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 0

DD Civic

Track S10

Burn K-car

Kinja'd!!! "BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
04/13/2017 at 22:34, STARS: 2

DD Aries

Track Civic

Burn S10

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
04/13/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0

This is tough.

The 2.8 is rather gutless and really doesn’t get great mpg. The Civic would be a deathtrap if you got in an accident, and the K car is a K car.

I’ll say daily the S10. Once the engine blows, 5.3 swap.

Lemons the K car

Burn the Civic

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/13/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 0

Burn all 3

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
04/13/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 2

DD and track the S-10

Burn the other two

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/13/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 2

NO. your punishment is that your only car from now on is a dodge rampage

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And not this one. A much shittier one.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/13/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/13/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 2

I like the Rampage though.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/13/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 0

DD Honda

Track the S10

Burn the dodge

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/13/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 0

But isn’t it just a K-car underneath?

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/13/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 0

Rallycross the S-10, DD the Aries, no need to burn the Civic, because it will dissolve after one Chicago winter.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/13/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 2

Shelby Rampage exists, point is null.

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/13/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 0

DD S-10

Track Civic

Burn Dog

Unless I can track my DD, in which case burn the Civic too

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/13/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 0

Too easy

DD: the S10

Track: The Honda

Burn: The labaron

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/13/2017 at 23:25, STARS: 1

L car, a bit bigger than the K.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/13/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 0

DD - Honda (reliability)

Track - Chrysler (watch it go out in a blaze of glory)

Burn - Chev S10 (meh)

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/13/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 0

I doubt a 40 year old Civic would be reliable. I had a 25 year old one and it wasn’t lol. (It was for it’s age though.)

Kinja'd!!! "Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
04/14/2017 at 10:04, STARS: 0

DD: S10 (engine swap as soon as possible,that 2.8 is a POS)

Track: Aries FTW! (Also parts availability)

Burn: sorry Civic but, you fucked.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/14/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 0

No thanks

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/14/2017 at 13:51, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/14/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1

Tracking the Aries??

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Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/14/2017 at 14:03, STARS: 0

Fine if I must

DD: Reliant/Aries Coupe 2.6 Hemi

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Track: S10

Kinja'd!!!

Burn: Civic