Why Does My Wife Have To Be All Responsible and Rational and Stuff

by "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
Published 04/13/2017 at 20:30

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I am disappoint.

Replies (20)

"CB" (jrcb)
04/13/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 1

My girlfriend and I do the same thing: she tells me not to buy cars, and I tell her not to get a dog.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/13/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 0

2400 is a bit steep for what it is.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/13/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 1

Don’t get a dog

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/13/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 0

Unless you like dogs.

In which case: get a dog

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
04/13/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 1

Fun Fact: My dad allowed my mom to get a dog as long as he could get a truck for towing rally cars with. That is how we ended up with my dog Reese and a 1999 Chevy Tahoe.

"CB" (jrcb)
04/13/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 0

Oh, we both love dogs. It’s just that she’s in school and lives in an apartment and I’m 3000 kilometres away, so it wouldn’t be fair for the dog to be locked up in an apartment all day. Later, sure, for now, no.

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/13/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 1

Wife, upon discovering me in the garage flashing my ECU: I thought you were going to the gym?

Me: I’m reprogramming my car’s engine computer to make it faster

Wife: You are always doing something with this stupid car!

Me: But it’s easy, it’s just an app, and it’ll make like another 40 horsepower.

Her:

"CB" (jrcb)
04/13/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 0

That sounds like a fair compromise.

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
04/13/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 1

I find that just buying it and asking for forgiveness after works out so well...

"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/13/2017 at 20:48, STARS: 1

GREAT NEWS........ the price is still coming down.......

Rare Subaru Brat 1980 - $2350 (San antonio)

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/13/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 0

look for a more accomodating wife perhaps?

;)

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/13/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 1

I have had this exact conversation with my wife, at least once a month. Usually not about a Brat tho.

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
04/13/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 1

She said if it was $1000. That ain’t gonna happen. Too rare.

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
04/13/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 0

But round headlights!

"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
04/13/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 1

I had this exact discussion with my wife about 3 months ago, but it was about a Corvair van. “But it doesn’t even have an engine.” Come on now is that really a problem? I already know where I can get the parts for an EV conversion so we don’t need no stinking engine!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/13/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0

Good point

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/14/2017 at 00:00, STARS: 1

Because that’s their job :(

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
04/14/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 0

Down here the prices on Brats have gone up. Most of that is probably surface rust. Subarus live forever in the Southwest.

"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
04/14/2017 at 10:09, STARS: 0

Lol

"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/14/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 0

would of been REAL nice to have a small truck like that, even had the jump seats too.....