by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 04/13/2017 at 12:39
Tags: Nsfw
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STARS: 2
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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/13/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 2
Isn’t the full term, “gas, grass, or ass?”
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/13/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 5
I got cancer from looking at this shirt.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/13/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 2
Too many words for your average BMW fan to comprehend
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
04/13/2017 at 13:02, STARS: 4
I feel like the only person who’d wear this is that 16 year old boy who is fapping over his debadged E46 328i sporting all season’s on bargain bin pep-boys rims.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
04/13/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0
Yes. Yes it is.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/13/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 2
That describes a depressingly large portion of 3 series owners
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/13/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 0
My crossfit bro neighbor with a M3 might, he already wears his hat crooked and has a gym rat fitness slag for a girlfriend who apparently sees the Jersey Shore as a fashion mecca.
"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/13/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 0
You get STDs from BMW drivers.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
04/13/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 1
hey, don’t complain. free cancer is better than paying for the cancer...
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/13/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 1
This is the type of shit that makes me hate having BMWs. Well not hate the cars, but like telling someone you drive a BMW.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
04/13/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 1
Pfft free rides are the best rides ;)
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/13/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 0
I like to put in some effort for them. Makes me feel like I’ve earned it.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/13/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 1
I’m above that petty 3-Series immaturity. I have a nice respectable 5-er.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/13/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0
Funny, it really is, but you need a safety image. its subtle but its still not something I want my boss to walk past and see. Safety image and tag please.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/13/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 1
It’s not funny, it’s sad. This is tagged as an official bmw product.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/13/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 1
Sad funny. Anywho, thanks for tagging. Its mild but enough nsfw that I wouldn’t want to answer questions from my boss about it.
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/13/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 1
I’ve got both an E30 and an E39. I feel like people assume I’m a douche in the E39 more than the E30.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/13/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 0
E39s in my area tend to be driven by well-to-do middle aged women so I guess i don’t see where you’re coming from.
Now that the E30 is a classic it’s escaped from the douchery. It’s the E36/E46 that are causing the bad image.
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/13/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 0
I think it’s the tint and the bad paint job on the rims that the PO did that makes me feel like a douche? I see mostly younger guys driving e39s around me. I love it either way, I’m really hoping to get my chain tensioner on tonight and see if that makes my P0011 code go away or if I have to tear it open, or pay my mechanic to tear it open.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/13/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0
Mine could very easily pass for stock. The only mod I have is some facelifted clear taillights, and that’s something only a fellow enthusiast would pick up on. To anyone else my car is untouched.
"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/13/2017 at 15:12, STARS: 0
I actually prefer the pre facelift tail lights. I’ve thought about getting angel eyes for the front, but probably wont. Same with an M-sport bumper. I’ve grown to like having the tints, and I do like the gunmetal grey rims with the Alpineweiss paint, they just look like shit up close. Lot’s of runs. I also don’t have a rear resonator, so its a little louder than a standard 540i.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/13/2017 at 15:26, STARS: 0
Mine came with angel eyes that the PO presumably wired in himself. I ripped them out the moment they started working intermittently and staying on when the car was off:
I’m indifferent to the amber tails (which came in the trunk of the car when I bought it) but the facelift lights definitely make the car look a good five years newer. My plan is to just keep the originals as spares in case I ever bust one.