by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 04/13/2017 at 02:11
by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 04/13/2017 at 02:11
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I remember when I was young
Me and Dr.Zoidberg had so much fun
holding hands and shifting gears
Had an old blue Toyota and a small place of his own own
But the biggest post I ever got
was doing a thing called the shitposting Rock
While the other kids were posting Round the Clock
we were hopping and bopping to the shitposting Rock
Well shitposting Rocking is something shocking
when your fingertips just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those oppo nights
when HondaBro wore his panties tight
and the shitposting Rocking was out of sight
But the years went by and the shitpostnig just died
JKM went and left us for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
dreaming of my 4Runner and my Trucks
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
burning up to the shitposting Rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
we really thought the JKM would last
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/13/2017 at 02:20, STARS: 4
Oppo lyrics theme day thread!
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The devil went down to Oppo
He was lookin’ for a soul to steal
He was in a bind
‘Cause he was way behind
And he was willin’ to make a deal.
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When he came across this young man
Wrenchin’ on his Volvo ‘cause it was running hot
And the devil jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said “boy let me tell you what
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I guess you didn’t know it
But I’m a autocrosser too
And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you
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Now you hoon that boosted Volvo boy
But give the devil his due
I’ll bet a Miata of gold
Against your soul
‘Cause I think I’m better than you”
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The boy said “my name’s Johnny
And it might be sin
But I’ll take your bet
And your gonna regret
‘Cause I’m the best there’s ever been.”
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Johnny, start your Volvo up and push your tires hard
‘Cause hell’s broke loose in Oppo, and the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this turbo Miata made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul
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The devil opened up his shed
And he said, “I’ll start this heat”
And fire flew from his exhaust
As he turned over his Lambo
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Then he put he’s trans in drive
and it made an evil hiss
And team of demons laid the sea of cones
And it sounded something like this.
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When the devil finished
Johnny said, “well you’re pretty good, old son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it’s done.”
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He pushed the tires, burnin’ hotter than the sun
He done clipped the apex one after one
Workin’ hard to keep tha turbo spooled
Johnny does it understeer? No child, no
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The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he’d been beat
And laid the keys to the gold Miata
On the ground at Johnny’s feet
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Johnny said, “Devil, just come back
If you ever want to try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I’m the best there’s ever been.”
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He pushed the tires, burnin’ hotter than the sun
He done clipped the apex one after one
Workin’ hard to keep tha turbo spooled
Johnny does it understeer? No child, no
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
04/14/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 0
Hahahahaha