by "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
Published 04/12/2017 at 22:58
by "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
Published 04/12/2017 at 22:58
Tags: Advertising
STARS: 10
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Just saw this during the Sharks/Oilers game. I lol’d. I’m surprised they are airing something this suggestive in the USA. VW gots their ad swagger back, yo!
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/12/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 6
What do you think they’re doing in the first three cars? I think they’re in a heated thumb wrestling contest.
It’s nice that they adopted those kids, too.
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
04/12/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 2
All I could think was “do they not have a house for that?” And that I still need to get my coworker’s urologist’s number, because reasons.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/12/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 19
I wonder which of those episodes spawned the dog.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/12/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 2
Lost it at the wide-eyed cow. LOL!
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
04/12/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 5
What I love most about Oppo is that there is bound to be a glorious twisted comment like this.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/12/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 0
Glad to keep up my end of our reputation. :)
"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
04/12/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 3
VW are always surprisingly roomy...
"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
04/12/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 7
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/12/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 2
Why buy a sports car when you can save money for your kids college fund with a VW atlas.
*VW doesn’t claim responsibility for reliability. Side effects may include jkm truck buying and mid life crisis.
"scoob" (scoobsti)
04/12/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 1
Did you know Tiguan is Fijian for “dog?”
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/12/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 0
I do now. Thanks!
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/12/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 0
that’s dirty
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/13/2017 at 00:36, STARS: 2
They’re probably all out of fucks to give after diesel-gate lol.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/13/2017 at 01:10, STARS: 0
TIL, you need 7 seats for a 4 person family and a dog. also you need to move up from a sedan to an SUV when you have two kids.
Also I feel like the timeline would make more sense if the Jetta was a MK5. You have the 2000 is beetle, which we can assume one of the parents got as a high schools graduation present and then kept for 7,8 years. 2008 Jetta, 2011 Tiguan, and 2017 Atlas.
"haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
04/13/2017 at 09:07, STARS: 1
You meant nasty, right?
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"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/13/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0
I like this
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/13/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 0
5 person family and a dog. They were at three kids at that point
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/13/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 0
Still, you could get by without 7 seats
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/13/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 2
Arguably, yes. I’d say it depends on how big/old the kids are and how often you take long(ish) trips with the entire family though.