by "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
Published 04/12/2017 at 14:08
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STARS: 2
Subaru Ascent. Tribeca successor.
"CB" (jrcb)
04/12/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 1
100% adequate.
"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
04/12/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 0
Not bad, decently attractive like everything else Subaru makes right now. It’ll sell for sure...hell I’d buy one if the new Enclave didn’t exist.
"Nibbles" (nibbles)
04/12/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 1
Looks like a Ford Explorer fucked Mile High Invesco Field at Mile High Sports Authority Field at Mile High Mile High
"jimz" (jimz)
04/12/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 4
It’s impressively generic. It could have GMC, Buick, or perhaps even Ford badges on it and no one would bat an eye.
"4kc" (4kc)
04/12/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 2
ONE OF US
"jimz" (jimz)
04/12/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 1
Mostly harmless.
"Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
04/12/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 1
I like it. If there’s a third row, then I’d have one instead of a minivan.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 0
I wouldn’t have one but I won’t mind seeing them on the road.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 1
I don’t understand these words.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0
I’d love to see it next to a ‘Burban.
"J_P_Cars10s" (jpcars10s)
04/12/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0
Subaru corporate grille + Subaru drive train + generic SUV = $$$$$$$$$
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/12/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 1
Worst name ever
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0
There is a third row.
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
04/12/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 1
Boooooooring.
"Nibbles" (nibbles)
04/12/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 0
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/12/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 3
It’s genuinely attractive. Can’t wait to see a whole bunch of these during SUBARU SEASON!1!!1! here in the PNW.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/12/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 4
It’s like the Volvo except not good
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/12/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1
I mean, it’s a car.
Sorry, that’s all I could muster.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/12/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 1
RIP, Forester. Goodbye, Lesbomobile, we barely knew ye.
"Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
04/12/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 1
Like, a real functional one? Or a Nissan Rogue “family package” piece of fold-down cardboard bullshit?
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/12/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 1
Welcome to the rental car game....
"Nibby" (nibby68)
04/12/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 0
A lot of cars and crossovers are like that now
"Eberle-Hills-Cop" (Eberle-Hills-Cop)
04/12/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 0
But will it overland?
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 0
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 1
This is like a big boy Forester.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 1
Understandable.
"Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast)
04/12/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 1
Damn. That actually looks pretty good.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1
Undoubtedly someone will overland it.
"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
04/12/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1
Looks pretty badass. I like all the new Subarus. I like the aggressive angular look of them.
"DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
04/12/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1
“Can now carry up to 40% more lesbians”
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1
Does that mean better or worse?
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/12/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 0
That’s a paternalistic, cisgendered metaphor and I don’t appreciate your microaggressions in my Safe Space.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:38, STARS: 1
Isn’t it always SUBARU SEASON!1!!1! ?
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/12/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 0
I want to say it makes it worse but it may actually be better :/
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 1
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 0
That’s what I thought.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/12/2017 at 14:43, STARS: 2
It looks like I do at around the same time a 7 seat crossover makes sense: much bigger, softer, rounder and droopier than I would like.
"vicali" (vicali)
04/12/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 2
"ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback" (armadaexpress)
04/12/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0
Let’s see what sort of engine they put in it. Is it a CVT? Turbo H-6? Will any of the driveline trickle down into other vehicles? If it’s another 4-cyl, or just the standard H-6 (and it probably will) I’ll be really annoyed.
Either way, I’ll probably take a serious look at it when we’re car shopping next.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/12/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0
Here’s a bit more detailed version of that photo.
Looks like a 2-seat, smaller-end-of-decent-sized 3rd row. Not as big as something like a Chevy Traverse/Buick Enclave but alright.
Oh, and I’m prettu sure this is not real, because this is the interior of the concept car:
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
04/12/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 1
Looks like a bigger GMC terrain with the side windows from an Outback. It should be fine. It’s like a puffed up Outback which should be a good thing. I like the current Outback. I’m not really sure I’d call it a Tribeca successor, though. The Tribeca was never really a Subaru. It was supposed to be a Saab that GM was paying Subaru to develop for them, but then they killed Saab and Subaru had to sell it to recoup the sunk costs.
"m-b-w loves his SUBAROO" (m-b-w)
04/12/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 1
I’d trade my Outback in for one in a heartbeat if I had the funds.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0
It is supposed to be a brand new turbo 2.4L h4.
"ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback" (armadaexpress)
04/12/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 1
I hope it makes great power, and makes it’s way into other vehicles. If not, then shame on Subaru.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/12/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 1
hopefully that loss of 100 cc is being used to make the block not need to be replaced regularly...
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 0
One can only hope.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/12/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 2
It seems fine. I’m sure they’ll sell a bunch. The Tribeca was a mis-step because it launched during Subaru’s awkward upside-down Alfa Romeo grille phase, it only came with a not-very-efficient H6 motor, and it had a weird interior with a small third row. When they “fixed” the grille it became anonymous and didn’t address any of the other issues.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 1
This looks like a 125% Forester.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/12/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 0
Sounds about right. The Outback is about a 105% Forester right now, if we’re using a Forester as a unit of measurement. Well technically if you go by the supposed 117 inch wheelbase of the Ascent, it’s a 113% Forester.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 1
...if we’re using a Forester as a unit of measurement.
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/forest-for-scale-1794035168
"IAN_Z" (theonline)
04/12/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 1
No Subarus look good and this one looks the least good of them all.
"uofime-2" (uofime-2)
04/12/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 0
Nah, bet they just bored out the 2L and called that good enough.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/12/2017 at 18:29, STARS: 0
When I see the facelifted TriBeCa I always think opits a Chrysler
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/12/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 0
Damn that molten lava levels of hot take.
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
04/13/2017 at 01:16, STARS: 1
looks like an Impreza hit the steroids.
"IAN_Z" (theonline)
04/13/2017 at 01:48, STARS: 1
"Alex B" (alexb420)
04/13/2017 at 08:06, STARS: 0
Tribeca was better
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/13/2017 at 08:25, STARS: 1
I got 3rd degree burns reading this.