by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 04/11/2017 at 22:31
by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 04/11/2017 at 22:31
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STARS: 3
“But I want a muscle car that can go around a track”
“But muh Viper”
“lmao the hype train automatically makes it a major disappointment”
*grabs crescent wrench*
"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
04/11/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 0
What’s the crescent wrench for?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/11/2017 at 22:33, STARS: 0
Dissidents.
"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
04/11/2017 at 22:35, STARS: 2
free wrenches for everyone?
"CB" (jrcb)
04/11/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 4
“I’ll buy it used, that’s the only way you’ll get me into this car.”
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/11/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 0
But muscle cars aren’t supposed to go around tracks. That’s what sports cars are for.
"Viggen" (viggen37)
04/11/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 0
*Grabs 100-1100 ft.lbs torque wrench*
BRING IT. I SHALL FIGHT YOU FOR THE HONOR OF THE VIPER
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/11/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 1
"lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
04/11/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 7
Yes, let’s all complain about a production that runs nines . I sort of get the complaints about only being able to run unsanctioned tracks, but if people really want a full drag car they can always buy a Cobra Jet Mustang or a COPO Camaro. This thing is street legal. And runs NINES.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
04/11/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 3
I still find it somewhat hilarious how much trouble Mustangs have going in completely straight lines.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/11/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 7
I need a croissant wrench. To make my bagel oversteer.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/11/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 6
Challenger is the purest form of a muscle car. If you want a heavy boulevard cruiser that has the cornering ability of a Corvette, you’re the type of guy who buys anchovie pizza for a pizza party thinking the whole staff loves anchovies. Get a Miata or a Corvette then. And if 800hp disappoints you, you’re the type of guy who gets excited when the McRib comes back but doesn’t get excited when a brewery opens next door to you.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/11/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0
WOBBLY CHASSIS
"Spoon II" (Spoon_II)
04/11/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 2
This car makes me happy
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/11/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 4
“But muh buddy’s foxbody costs a fraction of the demon and runs faster”
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/11/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0
*opens crescent wrench*
LET’S SEE HOW YOUR TORQUE WRENCH FARES UP AGAINST... THE THINGY.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/11/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 2
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/11/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 1
Ur a wobbly chassis.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
04/11/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 1
Dang you.
"Viggen" (viggen37)
04/11/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 2
*connects cheater bar extension*
PFT, LIKE THE THINGY CAN STAND UP TO, THE...um...REALLY...BIG....METAL THING? YEAH!
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/11/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0
“Production car that runs nines, you say”? - Ford, 1964, building allegedly street legal production car. (nines on modern tires)
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
04/11/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 0
Well “Jimbo,” the world is full of disappointments.
"hike" (hike15)
04/11/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 0
I’m extremely excited about this car, even though I’ve know about it for over a year. I’m super pumped because I may be a Challenger driver soon. More tire is just what the Challenger needed!
"lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
04/11/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0
The factory drag cars from back then are legendary, though many of the lightweights were not street legal. Personally I worship at the alter of the Thunderbolt. Four hundred and twenty seven inches of high riser glory. None would be street legal if made today.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/11/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 1
Absolutely. Ford -“So, yeah, we made a car with a plastic bumper and hood and windows so we can drag race it...?” NHTSA -”u wot m8".
The new Moparities are certainly more... civilized.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
04/11/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0
I mean, the fact that you can’t actually track it factory stock sucks. However, it’s a neat car, I just wish it would’ve dropped outta nowhere instead of 3 months of garbage hype.
"wheelhop" (wheelhop)
04/11/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 2
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/11/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 0
Man that show was weird
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
04/11/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 0
And it only blows up every other run!
"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
04/12/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0
It’s because that car is hyped for longer than it was supposed to. Like Call of Duty.
As a rule, anything that gets massive hype is ALWAYS a disappointment because it’s advertised to be better than it really is. But nobody in the world of marketing ever gets it, so they make the same mistakes.