by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 04/11/2017 at 21:44
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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/11/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 0
I’ve always wondered what someone form the 60’s and 70's would think the insane performance of modern muscle cars.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/11/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 1
But will it rally?
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/11/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0
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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/11/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 0
Youtube says that video is unlisted. How’d you get the link?
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/11/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 2
Is it too early to start thinking about nitrous?
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/11/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 0
They won’t, but I guess it could?
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/11/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 0
Uhhhh, YouTube?
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/11/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 0
Nitrous would grenade this so fast.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/11/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 1
You can’t find the video by searching youtube
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/11/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 1
"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/11/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 1
So, yeah the bottle ain’t covered under warranty.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/11/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 0
It depends on what you mean by “rally”, because I’m almost certain it’ll Gumball rally.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/11/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 0
Ugh. You’ve just ruined it
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/11/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 2
Shut up, you know you’d like to see it with a special vinyl wrap with d0uchey advertisements for Monster drink, some random vodka brand, and Scott Disick’s new car dealership.
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/11/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 0
I’d rather get dysentery again
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/11/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0
You on your way to Oregon in a covered wagon or something?
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/11/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 0
No, but that also sounds better than Gumball
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/11/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0
I wouldn’t do the Gumball.
I’d do the Bullrun, though.
"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/12/2017 at 01:48, STARS: 0
“Fastest car ever”
If there ever was an automakers dream it was to be able to use that tag line. Again. And again.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
04/12/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 0
By what metric? 1/4 mile time for a production vehicle, I assume?
If so, should be “quickest”. Fastest would refer to top speed.
"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/12/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 1
Seriously, I don’t know. I just saw the ad, but my guess is indeed quarter mile time.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
04/12/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 0
Looks like it’s 0-60, but...
http://www.motortrend.com/cars/tesla/model-s/2017/2017-tesla-model-s-p100d-first-test-review/
I guess they’re confident it will prove faster once the magazines get ahold of it. Looking forward to seeing them run against each other in the real world.
Here are the 1/4 mile kings:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fastest_production_cars_by_acceleration
"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/12/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 1
Jesus. Dodge did build this up to the hype IMO.
"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
04/12/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 1
I see Elon and Dodge one-upping each other with software updates several times over the next year until they’re basically grenading their buyers’ cars in a quest for glory.
(see Telsa’s current update disclaimer)