A few good cars

Kinja'd!!! by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 04/11/2017 at 21:44

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/11/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 0

I’ve always wondered what someone form the 60’s and 70's would think the insane performance of modern muscle cars.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/11/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 1

But will it rally?

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/11/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/11/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 0

Youtube says that video is unlisted. How’d you get the link?

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/11/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 2

Is it too early to start thinking about nitrous?

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Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/11/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 0

They won’t, but I guess it could?

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/11/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 0

Uhhhh, YouTube?

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/11/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 0

Nitrous would grenade this so fast.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/11/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 1

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You can’t find the video by searching youtube

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/11/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 1

The Demon comes with the standard FCA warranty of three-year/36,000-mile bumper to bumper coverage and five-year/60,000-mile limited powertrain coverage. This warranty covers problems which occur on the dragstrip, even when running on 100-octane fuel, but it only covers the car in stock form.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
04/11/2017 at 22:02, STARS: 1

So, yeah the bottle ain’t covered under warranty.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/11/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 0

It depends on what you mean by “rally”, because I’m almost certain it’ll Gumball rally.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/11/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 0

Ugh. You’ve just ruined it

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/11/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 2

Shut up, you know you’d like to see it with a special vinyl wrap with d0uchey advertisements for Monster drink, some random vodka brand, and Scott Disick’s new car dealership.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/11/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 0

I’d rather get dysentery again

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/11/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 0

You on your way to Oregon in a covered wagon or something?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
04/11/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 0

No, but that also sounds better than Gumball

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/11/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0

I wouldn’t do the Gumball.

I’d do the Bullrun, though.

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/12/2017 at 01:48, STARS: 0

“Fastest car ever”

If there ever was an automakers dream it was to be able to use that tag line. Again. And again.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
04/12/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 0

By what metric? 1/4 mile time for a production vehicle, I assume?

If so, should be “quickest”. Fastest would refer to top speed.

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/12/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 1

Seriously, I don’t know. I just saw the ad, but my guess is indeed quarter mile time.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
04/12/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 0

Looks like it’s 0-60, but...

http://www.motortrend.com/cars/tesla/model-s/2017/2017-tesla-model-s-p100d-first-test-review/

I guess they’re confident it will prove faster once the magazines get ahold of it. Looking forward to seeing them run against each other in the real world.

Here are the 1/4 mile kings:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fastest_production_cars_by_acceleration

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
04/12/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 1

Jesus. Dodge did build this up to the hype IMO.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
04/12/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 1

I see Elon and Dodge one-upping each other with software updates several times over the next year until they’re basically grenading their buyers’ cars in a quest for glory.

(see Telsa’s current update disclaimer)