ZION - A helpful guide

Kinja'd!!! by "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
Published 04/11/2017 at 17:37

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Just got back from a quick trip into one of my favorite national parks and Im here for a quick and definitive guide on how to say Zion.

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Zion (Zi’en) like Lion - The National Park full of really amazing stuff located in south central Utah.

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Zion - (Zi On) Like Ion - some freaky post apocalyptic mosh pit having city.

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ZIONS (Zi’ens) Like Lions - More than one Zion, there is no “S” in Zion National Park. (Also a bank , may or may not be full of idiots)

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ZIONS (Zi Ons) like an idiot, don’t be an idiot. 

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Thank you for your time.


Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "BobintheMtns" (bobinthemtns)
04/11/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 0

Luve me some Iron Lion Zion.....

I was on the Lowe Route a few years back and as the sun was setting on our third night on the wall, I heard a guy, who was soloing a route a couple of hundred feet to our right, slip and fall at the top..... Heard him scream for over a thousand feet before he cratered..............

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/11/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 0

damn...thats distressing. People who visit don’t realize quite a few people die a year here.

Kinja'd!!! "BobintheMtns" (bobinthemtns)
04/11/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 1

Yeah, it was wierd..... I remember hearing him scream for a while before it got silent... Yeah, dead vertical sandstone big walls not the zone you wanna screw up in....

Another Zion story— some buddies were doing another route on Angel’s Landing, right by the Lowe Route- they’re bivying on a ledge for the night but a rat lived on the ledge and was driving them crazy, trying nonstop to get into all the food etc.....

They’re eating dinner on the ledge, and Bill had left his empty refried beans can on the ledge next to him. All of sudden it started moving— the rat was inside the can. So Bill flicked the can off the ledge into the air, 800-900 feet off the deck... haha.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/11/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 2

FYI - what it looks like from the top of mountain of the sun (in the lede pic)

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its a biggie.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/11/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 1

See, its much funnier when its a rat.

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
04/11/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 1

Which one has Coronado’s Cross?

Kinja'd!!! "7:07" (fanbrain001)
04/11/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 3

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This is a picture I took in October near the shuttle stop. Love that place, but I don’t go often enough even though it’s only 30 minutes away.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/11/2017 at 18:10, STARS: 1

That my friend, belongs in a museum.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
04/11/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 1

This one isn’t as pretty

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/11/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 0

Not to most, no.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
04/11/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 0

They do have a beautiful wall. I don’t think Mexico paid for this one either.

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/11/2017 at 18:52, STARS: 1

They must not have great deal makers

Kinja'd!!! "mtdrift" (mtdrift)
04/12/2017 at 00:05, STARS: 0

What? Shit.

Kinja'd!!! "mtdrift" (mtdrift)
04/12/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0

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