The Cars of My Apartment Complex

Kinja'd!!! by "facw" (facw)
Published 04/11/2017 at 14:41

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I’m bored, so here’s some marginally interesting cars from around my apartment complex (my last place was far more Jalop)

This rust moves under its own power:

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Of course there’s tape:

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MR-Tuesday:

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Future classic or horrible beater? The random parts on the ground and smashed up decklid say the latter:

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The world’s cleanest Plymouth Voyager:

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It’s a refugee from the land of 10,000 lakes (though it’s been here far too long to not have Texas plates):

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No Dent! Though NB: the rear bumper has been replaced:

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This one is legit though:

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Brown:  

Manual: 

Diesel: 

Wagon: 

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Also probably abandoned?

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This Nova Wagon (also sort of brown) hasn’t moved in the three years I’ve lived here, but someone does do a half-assed job of cleaning it, and airs up the tires about once a year:

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Surprisingly fat looking tires on this El Camino:

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We have a bunch of ambulances for whatever reason, though most of them are out during the day:

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Remember Pontiac?

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This Escort has been progressively losing its bumper. Two years ago it was mostly complete:

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And in loving remembrance, this Mercedes truck that has since moved on:

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Replies (11)

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
04/11/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0

Something is up with that voyager. It’s in way to nice of shape.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/11/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 1

I want the Chevelle and especially that Nova wagon —

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
04/11/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 1

That pre-87 Voyager looks to be one of the better survivors. Most of the old ones were scrapped ages ago.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
04/11/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 1

Seriously, it’s in amazing condition for a 30+ year-old car (or at least for one that isn’t a restored classic).

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
04/11/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 2

Long Voyager bait!

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
04/11/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 1

Oooh, I feel like doing this! But I probably can’t do it without getting shot, beat up, or something.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
04/11/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 0

I did feel a bit creepy shooting these, but it’s the middle of the day, so not many people are around.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
04/11/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 0

Yo seriously, that voyager is a transformer or something...no headrests...

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
04/11/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 2

Patina!

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/11/2017 at 14:59, STARS: 1

That poor Thunderbird (’96?)...

Some of it looks like they used a roller to paint it, while other parts look sprayed.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
04/11/2017 at 15:07, STARS: 0

Yeah, I don’t the headrests are even missing, I don’t see any holes for them. I think it’s just an older, base model from a time when people cared less about safety.