Hi Oppo, I made you this flowchart.

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Published 04/11/2017 at 11:37

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/11/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 7

I don’t see a line going from “I am a mod” to “yes, you should shitpost”....flowchart confusing, ended up in Albuquerque 

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Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
04/11/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 4

I don’t think mods exist. They’re probably just an urban legend made up by lazy older members to keep newer members in line without actually doing anything.

Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
04/11/2017 at 12:10, STARS: 2

I still wish we’d have a reduction in shitposting here

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/11/2017 at 12:40, STARS: 1

I brought a healthy lunch to work today but now I want hot dogs. The two closest Portillo’s locations are both roughly 80 miles from my office. I’m sure driving to one of them would qualify as performing my job duties.

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Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/11/2017 at 12:45, STARS: 0

looks like a place near me called Johhny Beefs. I haven’t been there in a while. mmm, If i hadn’t had gross dogs last night I would be all over that today.

Kinja'd!!! "valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option" (valsidalv)
04/11/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 1

Yea... I have imgur and reddit for that stuff. Oppo used to have some great car-related content (still does, but not as much).

Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
04/11/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 0

Oppositetalk on facebook seems to have become the refuge for a lot of the content creators.

Kinja'd!!! "valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option" (valsidalv)
04/11/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 0

I sent a request to join, thanks!!

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/11/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0

Those look interesting. This post reminded me that the rest of the country doesn’t have Detroit style coney dogs.

Kinja'd!!! "Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
04/11/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 0

Just stopped into Portillo’s for lunch a few days ago. It really can’t be beat. Good thing for my health I’m not walking distance from one anymore.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/11/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 0

Those are Chicago-style dogs but Portillo’s does have a chili cheese dog. I suppose you could ask for mustard instead of cheese to make it a coney.

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Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
04/11/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 0

This is where everyone gets it wrong lol. Detroit coneys don’t have cheese or beans. Most places use ground beef heart in the sauce, but technically you could use just ground beef. The hot dogs can be beef but they’re usually beef/pork and they have to have a natural casing. I’ll have to try Portillo’s if I’m ever in Chicago again.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/11/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 0

Well yeah I know that, that’s why I said replace the cheese with mustard. It’d be harder for them to pick the beans out of the chili. ;)

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
04/11/2017 at 21:06, STARS: 0

I’m a spicy brown mustard, jalapenos, sweet pickle relish, and sauerkraut kind of guy.