by "mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
Published 04/10/2017 at 16:25
by "mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
Published 04/10/2017 at 16:25
Tags: United Airlines
STARS: 4
“Across the room, one of my dogs is licking its asshole with intense fervor; it is making sounds like the stirring of a pot of macaroni and cheese. Also, large bees are thumping loudly off the glass of the window with arrhythmic regularity. Both of these are very distracting; I am having a hard time doing the thing that makes me money.”
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"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/10/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 1
I don’t know about the Pulitzer, but if there’s a Hunter S. Thompson award, your writing here might be in contention.
"Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again." (sir-stig)
04/10/2017 at 16:33, STARS: 0
Not seeing the problem...
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
04/10/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 0
Par for the course. What’d you expect?
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/10/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 3
Guess Deadspin will fully support an effort to remove Rahm Emanuel from office and clean up Chicago PD.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/10/2017 at 16:37, STARS: 1
Gonzo journalism, Gawker-style.
Not quite as riveting as the good Doctor.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
04/10/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 4
lol my wife freaksthefuckout when our dog does that, she cannot handle the sound. I also think it’s gross, but never notice it until she points it out.
"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
04/10/2017 at 16:38, STARS: 0
technically isnt it Univisions quest now?
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/10/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 2
Would settle for Gonzo journalism. Actually getting Camilla the Chicken journalism.
“award winning!”
"user314" (user314)
04/10/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 0
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/10/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 1
What’s the old saying, that an infinite number of monkeys in an infinite amount of time could type out the complete works of Shakespeare?
15 monkeys, 30 minutes. (and apologies to Dilbert)
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
04/10/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 0
I hate it.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
04/10/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 2
Chicken typing rates are low, because they have to hunt and peck. I’m not sorry.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/10/2017 at 16:56, STARS: 3
I feel like this post falls under the umbrella of “someone at not-Gawker-anymore, the parent company of this car blog I like to hate to like, is saying something which maybe disagrees with my politics and therefore I shall complain.”
"user314" (user314)
04/10/2017 at 16:59, STARS: 2
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss...
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/10/2017 at 17:33, STARS: 1
Ugh, they used the phrase “the man” seriously. One of the cringyist things ever.
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
04/11/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 0
if peggy noonan can win a pulitzer, anything can.
anyways, that’s a hell of a description, any dog owner knew EXACTLY what that noise is. It illustrates something annoying, which feeds into the larger point contrasting humans, who generally won’t kill annoying things for money, and corporations, who generally will kill annoying things for money