Important existential question.

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 04/10/2017 at 14:32

Tags: Lunch break shitpost
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Behold the latest A4. When you see one, how do identify it? Is it a big A3? Or is the A3 a little A4? Or deep down, is this really just an A4 Allroad sedan with no sport skirt?

Thank you.


Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/10/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 5

Related: The BMW 5 series is the proper size for a 7 series.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/10/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 5

Nice Jetta

Kinja'd!!! "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
04/10/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 2

It’s a less powerful, 4-door R8 V10 with fewer cylinders.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
04/10/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 2

It’s a Passat.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/10/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/10/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0

Once upon a time, sliced bread was hot shit. The celebrity among daily staples. Then it became an entitlement and it all started looking the same.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
04/10/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 1

But I don’t see any lemons in the picture

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
04/10/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 0

A4 is an A4. A3 is a nice hatchback that has been poorly adapted into a sedan for the US market.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
04/10/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 2

I only slice my own organic bread

Kinja'd!!! "BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind" (briangriffinsprius)
04/10/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

One is a fancy Golf while the other is a fancy Passat?

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
04/10/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 1

The A3 and A4 are fundamentally different cars because the A3 has a transverse engine layout while the A4 has the traditional Audi whackadoo longitudinal/transaxle layout shared with the late-60s Oldsmobile Toronado, and assorted mid/late-90s Acura models.

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
04/10/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 1

It’s a VW Beetle, always and forever.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
04/10/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 0

No, Jetta sized. The Passat is an A6 sized equivalent.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
04/10/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 0

I know most people hate it, but I like the uniformity of Audis. Granted that I’m only interested in the S/RS cars. It’s a good looking suit, even though they’re all wearing the same one in slightly different sizes.

Kinja'd!!! "CompactLuxuryFan" (compactluxury)
04/10/2017 at 15:02, STARS: 0

Don’t care what anybody says, those new A4s are damn good-looking! Definitely the all-around class leader at the moment. Haters gonna hate.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
04/10/2017 at 15:03, STARS: 1

Soooo....original Mini Cooper with an LS swap?

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
04/10/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
04/10/2017 at 15:27, STARS: 0

Not an Allroad. Allroads have (broken) adjustable air suspension

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
04/10/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 0

saw one just a few days ago - the new rear turn signals are cool

Kinja'd!!! "TechBro" (techbro88)
04/10/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 0

I can tell because of the iPad stuck to the dash. They were smart with the A3, it hides in the dash.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/11/2017 at 06:48, STARS: 0

honestly, meh.