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Kinja'd!!! by "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
Published 04/10/2017 at 06:32

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Someone hand me some glue

Kinja'd!!!

Hmmmm donuts


Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/10/2017 at 06:42, STARS: 0

no sprinkles?

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
04/10/2017 at 06:45, STARS: 0

sprinkles. on a chocolate dough donut.

dude I know you live in Australia, but what the hell?

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/10/2017 at 06:49, STARS: 2

sprinkles on all

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/10/2017 at 07:00, STARS: 0

NO

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
04/10/2017 at 07:01, STARS: 1

they consider a “proper” burger to have slices of pineapple and beet.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/10/2017 at 07:09, STARS: 1

yes.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
04/10/2017 at 07:09, STARS: 0

I mean, I like pineapple on pizza...

but burgers? and BEET?! what?!

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/10/2017 at 07:19, STARS: 0

definitely burgers with beet and pineapple.

mmmmmmmmm.............hamburger! *drools*

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
04/10/2017 at 08:56, STARS: 0

Absolutely not.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/10/2017 at 08:59, STARS: 1

:(

Kinja'd!!! "TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy" (thebimmerguy)
04/10/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 0

Doughnut balls taste better than actual doughnuts IMO

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/10/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 0

I’m gonna let you in on a secret: doughnut hole checkers. You buy a dozen each of two types of holes, grab a table in the corner, and set up your checker board. You eat what you jump. You’re welcome.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
04/10/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 1

If I’d followed that rule I might have less children....

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
04/10/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0

Ball peen hammer. Glue just holds them together. Hammers make them whole again.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/10/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 0

That took me a minute.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
04/10/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 1

Funny, that’s what I said too....

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/10/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 0

STAHP!

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
04/10/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 1

And TWSS (That’s What She Said)

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/10/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
04/10/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

And that’s mah “oh” face...

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/10/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 1

I’m not paying attention to you.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
04/10/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 1

And that’s what the guy in the other room said.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
04/11/2017 at 09:04, STARS: 1

how old are your kids again?

because they are in for a world of hurt when it comes to dad jokes once they are in their mid teens.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
04/11/2017 at 09:04, STARS: 0

how old are your kids again?

because they are in for a world of hurt when it comes to dad jokes once they are in their mid teens.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
04/11/2017 at 11:50, STARS: 0

Oldest is 14. I have ALL the bad dad jokes already. I’m from a family of bus drivers. I grew up with bad jokes aplenty.