by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 04/09/2017 at 22:06
by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 04/09/2017 at 22:06
Tags: well they do say the people with the lowest expectations are often the happiest!
STARS: 5
Clickbait doggo unrelated. No, I did my taxes today. And the result was el muy bueno, which is broken Spanish for, “the very good.”
It was the largest return I’ve ever received by a margin of about $1400. Moneeeeeeeeeey. I was planning on using it for car stuff, but I’ve been saying that about every tax return and company bonus for the last 7 years... I’ll probably just pay some bills and put the rest in savings like I always do, because I’m a lame-ass.
Oh fuck it. I’m getting that inclinometer for the shoebox for sure!
"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
04/09/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 0
YAY!
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/09/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 1
Don’t let HondaBro forget he owes you an inclinometer.
He know’s what he did >_>
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/09/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0
Saved my life that one time?
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/09/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 0
404 incident report not found.
But that’s his punishment for shitposting too loudly and getting the popo called on him.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/09/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 4
One time I was flipping Harold shit, most likely for shitposting, and he told me to go outside and work on my broken car or something. So I did, and found a massive fuel leak under the hood that looks like could have been in that condition for days. In other words, I could have gone up in flames the very next time I drove that thing had I not popped the hood that night.
"lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
04/09/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 1
Jealous! My wife is using all of her accountant skills to get us to only owing $1k. We (I) screwed up our (my) withholding last year plus her year-end bonus never has taxes taken out of it so no parts splurge for me. I’ll have to live vicariously through you.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
04/09/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 1
HOLY SHIT. I’ll pardon him this time, but I’ll keep my eye on him O_-
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/09/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 0
Extremely happy photogenic doggo.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/09/2017 at 22:28, STARS: 0
Well I fucked up royally last year because we forgot to request/use our 1095-E forms (interest paid on student loans). That’s what I get for using H&R Block because I was too lazy to do it myself. Had I used any online program, they would have prompted me, “Did you pay any student loans this year?” Why, yes I did! “Click here for student loan forms (1095-E).” Oh gee, I don’t have one of those. I wonder if I log in to our student loan accounts, maybe they’ll have a section of tax forms, and maybe what I need will be under that? DUMBASS.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
04/09/2017 at 22:30, STARS: 0
I can’t wait to see you camp in that thing.
"dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford" (dtg11)
04/09/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0
I work 20 hours a week but somehow still only got $10 from my tax return.
No, not $100.
Not even $25.
Just $10.75
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
04/09/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 2
remember “puta mierda chingar tu madre en la culo” means “have a very nice day nice person!”
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
04/09/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0
I used my return to buy some new tires for my 10 year old rust free Mazda 3. I can’t wait to see how it handles with real performance tires.
"facw" (facw)
04/09/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 0
I apparently owe $750 :(
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/09/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 0
I don’t believe you
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/09/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 1
How many allowances are you claiming on your W4? Although yeah, if you’re working part time, you can typically expect an ass return.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
04/09/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 1
believeo meo i amo tellingo the trutho
"dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford" (dtg11)
04/09/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0
i don’t even remember, i did taxes in february
"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
04/10/2017 at 08:23, STARS: 0
I admit, I am jealous. With my mom’s passing, I have to do not only my taxes, but my mom’s too. I’m filing for extensions this year.