"I'll just read some front page stuff, and hey there's an article on someone breaking the law, and I'll just read the com-"

by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 04/09/2017 at 19:54

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“Nevermind.”

Reminder: speed limits exist. You are not a snowflake. Who gives a shit how fast your car is. Who cares if it’s the middle of the night. Doesn’t matter. Keep speeds reasonable and don’t be an idiot. As the saying goes, stupid games win stupid prizes.

Replies (19)

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/09/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 4

Me scrolling to the FP comments on weekends:

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/09/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 4

Don’t even need to read it. I think you covered it for me.

"CB" (jrcb)
04/09/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 0

It’s like the olympics for internet dickwaving and everyone is going for gold.

"CB" (jrcb)
04/09/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 3

I’ll give you a hint: no one thinks driving at a high speed in the middle of the night is a bad idea, because where else are you going to do it? Besides, it’s a high powered car, so it’s okay.

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/09/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 0

I mean, God must have invented gagillion hp cars for a reason. It’s kind of a holy mission to stretch their legs.

"CB" (jrcb)
04/09/2017 at 20:02, STARS: 1

Exactly.

You know, at this point, a horsepower ban on regular road cars would make sense. Granted, that would never fly.

" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/09/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 1

I start typing then hit cancel. Replying to stupid, not even once. We have all been idiots and as shat at some point and done something stupid. That doesn’t make it right.

"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
04/09/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 6

BUT MUH FREEDOMZZZZZ. IMMA CAR ENTHUSIAST SO TRAFFIC LAWS DON’T APPLY TO MEEEEEE

- The FP

"CB" (jrcb)
04/09/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 3

“I’ve watched The Fast and the Furious like five times, I know how to drive quickly and safely. Everyone is a moron but me.”

-The FP

"AdverseMartyr" (ewilliamson)
04/09/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 1

That’s exactly what I learned from that street racing show a couple of years ago. I also learned you should have ambulances, huge lights that belong on stadiums, and some people that look vaguely like police to close down roads for the production

"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
04/09/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 8

Sir, I’ll have you know I can drive a car with a  manual transmission and rear-wheel-drive , which means I am literally Ayrton Senna.

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
04/09/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 4

I don’t know if Ayrton would be a good example for them to use.

"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
04/09/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 2

No, it works. The FP is the exact group I’d expect to hero-worship Senna despite his sometimes questionable behaviors and parrot his “YOU NO GO FOR GAP, YOU NO LONGER RACING DRIVER!” mantra without understanding the context.

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
04/09/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 1

“I can drive fast, I drive just as good as this guy who died after crashing into a wall at 130 mph!”

"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
04/09/2017 at 21:23, STARS: 0

But Senna said it was okay to run people off the road, so therefore it’s okay for me to weave between cars while speeding and ignoring traffic laws.

"NJAnon" (NJAnon)
04/09/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 0

Sir, I’ll have you know I can drive a car with a manual transmission and rear-wheel-drive , which means I am literally Ayrton Senna.

Or literally Lewis Hamilton or Danica Patrick or John Force or Ashley Force or Fittipaldi or Terry Grant or Alex Zanardi or Tanner Foust or Ken Block or Dave Mirra or Ed Templeton. :P

wat

"NJAnon" (NJAnon)
04/09/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 0

I know Im the odd person here for doing this part but, here is the link to article on behalf of CB:

http://jalopnik.com/police-arrest-idiot-with-challenger-hellcat-for-speedin-1794151933

and I agree that he should have taken it to whatever tracks they have in Illinois instead of a road. Christopher Garza isn’t exactly helping my case in getting my Oppo car.

"CB" (jrcb)
04/09/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 1

Thanks for linking it. I was too lazy too.

And yeah, if you can afford a $70k car with 707 horsepower, you can afford to take it to the track.

"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
04/09/2017 at 21:55, STARS: 1

The weekends are rough on the FP.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHY IS THEIR BODYBUILDING FORUM CLOSED ON THE WEEKENDS