See, this is why Hellcats and Demons are stupid. 

by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 04/09/2017 at 16:11

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Mugshot in Tom’s story on the FP about a guy doing 158 in a Hellcat.

If I got arrested for doing 158 MPH on a public road in my Jag , I’d be smiling ear to ear in my mugshot. This guy looks like the police officer took him back in time and pushed his mother down a flight of stairs while she was eight months pregnant with him. Hellcats must suck balls.

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"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/09/2017 at 16:16, STARS: 1

Man, the comment thread on that article is a complete cesspool of bad takes already, even by FP standards.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/09/2017 at 16:19, STARS: 5

Weekend FP comments are basically one big car crash. I can’t look away.

"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
04/09/2017 at 16:23, STARS: 2

Ha - you can predict how good / bad the comments will be from just the headline, really. Anything like that one really brings out the mouth breathers and trolls. I just roll my eyes and leave, but it can be entertaining.

"dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
04/09/2017 at 16:28, STARS: 1

that’s why I call it the Troll Page :p

"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
04/09/2017 at 16:34, STARS: 0

he IS smiling, its just on the inside. you should see him angry.

they probably impounded his car, and they probably told him about all the stuff they are g

oing to charge him with.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/09/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 4

At least he didn’t have a Maserati

and go 185

He’d lose his license

And then wouldn’t drive

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
04/09/2017 at 19:31, STARS: 0

Getting hauled in is quite sobering. I got pulled over carving canyons on my moto back in college. I was doing about forty over. I was smiling up until the point I saw the red and blues.

"NJAnon" (NJAnon)
04/10/2017 at 21:58, STARS: 0

The vehicles aren’t stupid. They are pretty amazing pieces of technology and human engineering. Its the humans sitting inside....

Also of note: his Hellcat is in the impound. And if the presumption is that he doesn’t get it out and that Hellcat goes to an auction, you oppos out there better get on that! :P