Dear L.L Bean:

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 04/09/2017 at 14:46

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When I buy a “12 pocket travel jacket” I expect there to be 12 pockets.

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I don’t expect that two of those pockets are pen loops. Rest assured, in fifteen years when I am too fat to still fit in this jacket, I will bring it back in tatters and request a refund and you will honor your 100% satisfaction guarantee, because I will only be 83.3% satisfied, because this jacket is missing 16.7% of its promised number of pockets.


Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
04/09/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 3

Fake jacket news!!

Kinja'd!!! "BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura)
04/09/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 6

Those are alternative pockets. Some people believe them, but we know better.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/09/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 4

Why does MSNBC and the liebral media report this as a 12 pocket hack et when Breitbart and RT call it a 10 pocket jacket? SAD

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
04/09/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 3

I demand 13 pockets - baker’s dozen.

And if you ever use all 12 at once, I want photos.

Kinja'd!!! "I just want to reply from my phone." (phone-burner-ftw)
04/09/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 1

Maybe it’s in metric?

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
04/09/2017 at 14:57, STARS: 0

I can only envisage myself using six while traveling—five interior and one exterior—and, ironically, one of those would be the pen loop. That doesn’t change the fact that I spent a good five minutes trying to hunt down the two missing pockets.

Kinja'd!!! "UserNotFound" (jalopnik2)
04/09/2017 at 20:57, STARS: 0

My 4-pocket waxed cotton field jacket from Targét has 6 POCKETS. Take THAT L. L. Bwan

http://www.target.com/p/men-s-4-pocket-field-jacket-brown-merona-153/-/A-52151362

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
04/09/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

Local low energy liberal shirt can’t defeat the WALL and ISIS. very sad and bigly. #WALLfetish

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
04/09/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

are there pockets inside? I had a jacket for over 2 years before i learned until one day I felt something stiff. yeah stiff and when “wtf”