Why did Bambi cross the road?

by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 04/09/2017 at 08:43

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We’ll never know. She made it half way and was then shot in the head by a cop... 3 times.

I was woken up by a loud bang at 4am. I open my eyes and my bedroom is full of flashing blues. I feared something much worse and was relieved it was a not person laying in the street.

Replies (7)

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
04/09/2017 at 08:52, STARS: 1

Go back to bed or get yourself some coffee. You aren’t making much sense.

"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
04/09/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 2

why did Bambi cross the road? to donate his/her body to the food chain

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
04/09/2017 at 09:00, STARS: 2

Eh I was typing on my potato and didn’t proof read

"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
04/09/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 2

So, nobody claimed it even though it was fresh? In my neck of the woods there are many that would get a tag from the police or the police would donate it to a food bank.

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
04/09/2017 at 10:49, STARS: 0

I couldn’t imagine that fitting here despite it being logical. I’ve heard bakeries around here are not allowed to donate’junk food’ line donuts cuz they are unhealthy. I guess it’s better to starve? Politicians... At least they eat well

"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
04/09/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

Looks like a month’s worth of dinners to me.

"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
04/09/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 0

Wow, that sounds terrible. What is this hellscape you speak of? Then again Indiana is a bit big on personal freedoms unless they encroach upon the religious side of things.