IT'S NOT OVER (yet)

by "Is my name good?, wants a BMW wagon" (apancake)
Published 04/08/2017 at 16:22

Tags: Project Slow Devil ; Jeep ; EJS 2017
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Replies (10)

"My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
04/08/2017 at 16:44, STARS: 0

I just wanted to find out what sploded. Maybe some of his head bolts let go?

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/08/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 1

The clues we have so far are:

loud BANG

engine immediately cut off

no oil spill

no obvious holes in [the engine]

zero compression

"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
04/08/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 0

Large amount of people believe his head may have separated from the block.

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/08/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 1

I fear something worse. Whatever it is, it sounds like it’s completely internal, and David’s use of the words “catastrophic” and “carnage” worry me.

"Birddog" (maintmgt)
04/08/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 1

Exactly. He’s reused stuff that most would have hauled off for scrap money. Now, I’m interested. I wonder if Jeep might step in at some point.

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
04/08/2017 at 18:23, STARS: 1

That would be cool. Or maybe some random Jalopnik reader in the area with spare parts...?

OH WAIT. What about FN Jeep ?

"Birddog" (maintmgt)
04/08/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 1

I bet a couple of phone calls could get things rolling again. It might cost a bit up front but it’s all deductable in the end.

I’m just thankful it’s not the J10.

"NojustNo" (front24200)
04/08/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0

What’s he going to do swap a lawnmower engine into it?

It may be faster that way haha

"Jayvincent" (jayvincent)
04/08/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 0

Thanks for the timely updates and posts! This is Soap-Oppo reality internet at it’s best!

"Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
04/08/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 1

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was way worse. Hope for the best prepare for the worst right?