If It's Stupid and It Works...

Kinja'd!!! by "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
Published 04/08/2017 at 15:09

Tags: Shittycarhacks
STARS: 4


I had this shift knob laying around, the one that made the shifts wonky, and I decided that I wasn’t going to waste it. Then I remembered I am from Alabama, and my instincts got the best of me...

Kinja'd!!!

It works! It doesn’t feel broken anymore.


Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
04/08/2017 at 15:28, STARS: 4

“Then I remembered I am from Alabama”

That got a chuckle-snort.

Solid rednecking there!

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/08/2017 at 15:42, STARS: 0

I don’t see what is redneck about this

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/08/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 3

I used fishing items to make something completely unrelated work better.

Kinja'd!!! "TrackDayIdiot" (trackdayidiot)
04/08/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 0

Get that from CJ Pony Parts? Thought about getting one of those from them but if they fit retarded, guess theres a reason they are cheap.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/08/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 0

In what way were shifts wonky?

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/08/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0

They fit fine, they are just light. That, combined with the FiST’s 1 mile long shift, it makes it feel bad.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/08/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 0

The knob was too light. I could feel everything, in the worst ways possible.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/08/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0

But what did you do?

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/08/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 0

Shoved fishing weights into the knob.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
04/08/2017 at 16:01, STARS: 0

Oh... hm

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
04/08/2017 at 16:04, STARS: 2

Ah there you go. Throw some lead at the problem

Kinja'd!!! "TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
04/08/2017 at 16:15, STARS: 1

waste not want not

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
04/08/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 1

I mean hey, my air intake on my throttle body is currently sealed with aquarium tubing. Not stupid if it works!

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
04/08/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 2

My battery on the 4Runner is held in place by about 10 zip ties because the PO cut the battery cable short and cut the tray.

Also, the transmission speed sensor is held in by tape.

One spark plug wire is held on to the distributor by a zip tie because it kept popping off.

I’m not afraid of just making shit work half-assed.