by "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
Published 04/08/2017 at 13:24
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The barber and I were talking cars. He’s into American muscle cars so it caught me a little off guard when he called my Corvette a bit of a “white trash purchase” but he didn’t mean it seriously. Once I realized he was joking I forgot about it and we switched subjects to talking about shifter carts.
Then this morning I was all proud when I realized the champagne from last weekend was still good but I was out of orange juice so no mimosa .... but hey I can improvise...
Maybe he wasn’t joking. Shit.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/08/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 1
He may have been. The acid test: have you ever considered making your champagne out of 7up and Franzia?
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
04/08/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 6
Does vodka and Sunny D count as a screwdriver?
Asking for a friend.
"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
04/08/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 2
The best cocktail application for Pellegrino Limonata is 3 parts Limonata, 1 part vodka and a splash of St. Germain, served over ice.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
04/08/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1
“I was out of orange juice so no mimosa”
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"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/08/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 4
That depends. Does your friend drink half the D bottle and fill it back up with the vodka?
"TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
04/08/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0
If you want to really get your morning going may I suggest the French 75:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_75_(cocktail)
Either gin or congnac (I prefer gin before noon), champagne, simple syrup, lemon juice.
Supposedly named after the French 75mm cannon because of how strong it is.
"briannutter1" (briannutter1)
04/08/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 1
Ignorant people keep the Corvettes cheap for enthusiasts. Leaf springs and pushrods for the win! Wrap your ass in fiberglass.
"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
04/08/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 1
I once made mormon champagne out of apple juice and ginger ale. Or was it white grape juice and ginger ale? Either way Would recommend.
" The Compromiser" (charger)
04/09/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 1
We had no coke once. We discovered that after 2 drinks, concentrated orange juice and Rye is the best drink in the world.
Slap some sunscreen on, make sure yet cousin wife is at leat from part of the family with a different last name and embrace that shit.
Just privately.