So I was getting a haircut yesterday

Kinja'd!!! by "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
Published 04/08/2017 at 13:24

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The barber and I were talking cars. He’s into American muscle cars so it caught me a little off guard when he called my Corvette a bit of a “white trash purchase” but he didn’t mean it seriously. Once I realized he was joking I forgot about it and we switched subjects to talking about shifter carts.

Then this morning I was all proud when I realized the champagne from last weekend was still good but I was out of orange juice so no mimosa .... but hey I can improvise...

Maybe he wasn’t joking. Shit.


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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/08/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 1

He may have been. The acid test: have you ever considered making your champagne out of 7up and Franzia?

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
04/08/2017 at 13:32, STARS: 6

Does vodka and Sunny D count as a screwdriver?

Asking for a friend.

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
04/08/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 2

The best cocktail application for Pellegrino Limonata is 3 parts Limonata, 1 part vodka and a splash of St. Germain, served over ice.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
04/08/2017 at 13:54, STARS: 1

“I was out of orange juice so no mimosa”

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
04/08/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 4

That depends. Does your friend drink half the D bottle and fill it back up with the vodka?

Kinja'd!!! "TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
04/08/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 0

If you want to really get your morning going may I suggest the French 75:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_75_(cocktail)

Either gin or congnac (I prefer gin before noon), champagne, simple syrup, lemon juice.

Supposedly named after the French 75mm cannon because of how strong it is.

Kinja'd!!! "briannutter1" (briannutter1)
04/08/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 1

Ignorant people keep the Corvettes cheap for enthusiasts. Leaf springs and pushrods for the win! Wrap your ass in fiberglass.

Kinja'd!!! "Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
04/08/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 1

I once made mormon champagne out of apple juice and ginger ale. Or was it white grape juice and ginger ale? Either way Would recommend.

Kinja'd!!! " The Compromiser" (charger)
04/09/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 1

We had no coke once. We discovered that after 2 drinks, concentrated orange juice and Rye is the best drink in the world.

Slap some sunscreen on, make sure yet cousin wife is at leat from part of the family with a different last name and embrace that shit.

Just privately.