Suburban is best dad car

Kinja'd!!! by "Tristan" (casselts)
Published 04/08/2017 at 12:37

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Kinja'd!!!

Because built in changing table.


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
04/08/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 4

Adorable baby is adorable!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/08/2017 at 12:54, STARS: 0

Why is there a bald small man in your car

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
04/08/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 4

*girl.

Because when a man and a woman love each other very much (or two strangers have too many drinks at a bar), they go to their bedroom (or the dumpster behind Shoney’s), , then 9 months later, a tiny bald human appears.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/08/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 3

[listens intently while nodding]

Hmm, mmhmm, yes. Yes, I see now.

But why is there is a small bald woman in your car?!?

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
04/08/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 4

Because it’s become “uncool” to just chain them to a pipe in crawl space these days.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
04/08/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 1

Because wife and I mixed genes approximately 14 months ago and while everyone was fretting the outcome of our election process on November 8 she popped on out into the world.

Specifically, she’s in my car because I placed her there...

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/08/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 1

Ohhhhh now I get it!

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
04/08/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 1

I’ve done this with the boy on the center console of my truck. Works great!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/08/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 4

When did we become a nation of sissy-pants?

My dad used to chain me to the radiator and I turned out okay!

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
04/08/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 5

I blame Tipper Gore.

Yeah you can hardly notice the limp.

Kinja'd!!! "AfromanGTO" (afromangto)
04/08/2017 at 13:59, STARS: 1

Tipper Gore needs to be removed from the history books along with everything she did. Hating on poor defenseless Prince like that. Just because she was a bad parent now everyone else must suffer.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/08/2017 at 14:12, STARS: 0

Sometimes they come out with hair. My second did. I wasn’t expecting that.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/08/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 1

Daawww!!

I use my tailgate when the weather is nice. Both girls loved it!

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
04/08/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 1

No lie, that baby looks like I did when I was a baby.

I’m not inferring anything, just saying.

...

Cute kiddo!

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
04/08/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 1

My niece born 3 months ago has quite the head of hair!

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
04/08/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 1

She looks waaaaaay more like me than mom, that’s for sure.